For National Security Reasons, there is no article on The Threat Down (aka "The ThreatDown" or "What Hillary Clinton and Nancy Pelosi Have Been Up To Today"). Our enemies must not be alerted to the threats that they are threatening us with. (Fortunately, our enemies do not watch The Colbert Report. But it is rumored that they do use the Tube of Internets, especially for pornography.)

See AlsoEdit

• Terrorists
• Bears
• Time-Warner [1]
• Threat Standdown
• Aqua Threat Down
• Muslim Threat Down

External TubesEdit

• Threat Down Generator.com
• The #1 Threat to our children: Paperclips
• New Threat to America: Bull Semen
• America's newest threats