The Suicide Pact of 08

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The Suicide Pact of 08 as described by Pat Buchanan on MSNBC

If you've got a Hillary and McCain race, you've got a third option: That's the pistol on the bed table

~ Pat Buchanan

on MSNBC

[edit] Suicide Pledge

Sign Below

I pledge that in the event of

1. Hillary receiving the Democrat nomination;
2. McCain receiving the Republican nomination; and
3. no third party candidate receiving the support of either the Moral Majority or Liberty University;

then I will use the pistol on the bed table to

1. kill my dog (if any);
2. kill my wife and boyfriend (if any);
3. kill my children (if any); and
4. kill myself;

and donate all my earthly belongings to a charity of Pat Buchanan's choice.

[edit] Update

In light of McCains losing to Obama and Hillary becoming Secretary of State it is logical to assume that Buchanan recomends you make a half assed attempt at suicide i.e. slit only one wrist and do it with a rather dull blade and with a working phone near by.

Well don't just stand around!

Get cutting!

[edit] See Also

• Rapture