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"Is this country ready for an African-African-American president?
It's ready for a retarded president, why wouldn't it be ready for an African-African-American president?"
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Barack Hussein Obama (Barry Soetoro) is the United States' first black man — or should I say, black Bear — to serve as president and is the U.S.'s 44th president.

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باراك أوباما (or Bearack Mohammed Hussein "Fear Bomb"[1] Obama) is the 44th President of the United States of America (but Prof. McDoc still doesn't acknowledge him as president of anything) and an Arabic-speaking secret black mooslim.[2] Barack Hussein Obama's agenda, as a Secret Mooslim Al Qaeda double agent, has four steps that he's outlined in secret:

  1. pose as a Democratic politician for 12 years
  2. take over America's political establishment as the Decider
  3. add a secret tax on 50 percent of all small business owners
  4. enslave the small-business owning christian white race

People say his mother is an atheist, but she is actually a Muslim posing as an agnostic. In short, Barack is half-black, but all Jesus-hater. His Dad is supposedly from Africa (as if the place even existed), and Obama hasn't lived the typical experiences of an African-American. Fine, so he's half-African-African-American. Or so they tell us. We don't see race.

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Presidency?

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There is doubt regarding the legitimacy of the Obama Presidency. Starting with questions surrounding his citizenship, Real Americans called for his immediate impeachment.

The Americans who only wanted to follow the letter of the Constitution and awaited a full and thorough recount were emboldened when, during his swearing-in ceremony, Hussein-Obama refused to recite the oath correctly. Thus, adding one more reason to the pile of reasons for impeaching him.

A subset of the original group analyzed the tapes of the ceremony and quickly deduced that Obama was not President, but could not determine who the President was. The next night, during his wildly popular award-winning newsprogram, "The Colbert Report," Dr. Stephen T. Colbert called the presidency for famed cellist Yo-Yo Ma, who met the Constitutional requirements.

Following Dr. Colbert's leadership, a coalition quickly formed calling for the rightful President to assume office.

A group of intrepid reporters have also found enough evidence to demonstrate that president Obama is a sham and stole the election from President Palin McCain.

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Being Muslim

Ghadaffi confirms Obama is a Muslim!

Mr. Hussein Obama has denied being muslim (as far we know), yet his America-hating pastor claims to follow a proper religion.

Dr. Stephen Colbert has once and for all cleared up the misunderstanding regarding Mr. Hussein Obama's muslimness on the March 13, 2008 episode of his award-winning newsprogram, The Colbert Report by revealing that Mr. Hussein Obama is actually a secret muslim. Later, Dr. Colbert revealed that Hussein Obama is actually a Secret Time-traveling Nazi MuslimEpisode #398. Just before that however, Dr. Colbert revealed that Hussein Obama may in fact be a Quaker.Episode #367

In an attempt to distance himself from the nefarious hijinks of Reverend Jeremiah "God Damn America!" Wright and the Trinity United Church of Christ, Barack Hussein Obama has left the church — his spiritual home of 20 years — and has reportedly moved his church membership to Flip Wilson's Church of What's Happening Now!

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Forged Birth Certificate

His Secret Muslimism may come from his secretive birth. A great American internets tube has discovered that the doctor who created a birth certificate for a "Barack Hussein Obama" born in the kingdom of Hawaii was named Dr. X Coincidence? I think not.





Asian Adoption

A great American uncovered the adoption of Mr. Hussein Obama by a terrorist Asian named Lolo Soetoro, who enrolled him in his first madrassa in Muslim Indonesia.

It is not clear if his marriage was arranged there or after he was illegally smuggled into the United States in a shipment of plantains and spiders.

Being The Anti-Christ

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Renowned America-loving, God-fearing man Pastor Shepard welcomes the anti-Christ, but not for reasons that you might expect!

He's looking forward to the rapture and getting to meet Jesus! (See God's Divine Plan for more details)







Other Mooslim Societies He Belongs To

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  • Black Panthers
  • Black Eagles (they gave him the name "Malcolm Awe Kooda bilaxpak Kuuxshish")
  • Black Bears
  • Black Community Organizers
  • African Chamber of Commerce
  • Nation of Islam
  • Release Convicted Felons division of ACLU
  • The Biological Weapons Terrorists, Subatomic Division[3]
  • The Society of Secret Muslims

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Obama and the NERD connection

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Command-nerd in Chief
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~ a Communist Jihadist


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Obama has been denying allegations over the years that he was once a member of the "Nerd Patrol". Yet damning evidence has been piling up for years. While Obama may have hidden his "nerd" identity, by covering it up with a more cool and suave facade, this has not fooled our anti-nerd agency from digging up enough evidence to demonstrate otherwise. Obama is not cool, he is a nerd... no worst, he is a black nerd! The black nerd is one of those rare species of nerds. Dont be fooled, while the majority of blacks are either gansta or cool or both, there is a small minority that is even more oppressed and hated than the blacks... and that is the black nerd. These black factinistas and D&D players have betrayed their black race and ghetto heritage by adopting the ways of the nerds, that is being smart, square, successful, and geeky. These black nerds have been trying to disguise their nerd heritage by blending with their cool and gansta brothers, hoping no one would notice. Obama was no different. However, like many nerds, he couldnt resist to buy his weekly comic books, participate in gencon for the latest in gaming goods, partake in cosplay during his animecon years, and go to the annual comicon convention to get his fix... leaving a trail of evidence for all of us to follow.

Evidence also suggests that Obama has used his n3rdzp0wa to run a successful campaign and collecting large sums of money, gold, gil, and bars of Gold-Pressed Latinum. We must be afraid, otherwise Obama can command the "machines" and computers to riot and take over America!

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The Hype

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Barak with his harem.

When the liberal media got tired after a day or two of talking about the 2006 midterm elections, they turned their attention to the 2008 Presidential race and decided that Barack Hussein Obama would be a good candidate. They tried to call him Barack "Tiger" Obama. They ditched that6 idea after discovering that he sucks as golf.

But regardless, the guy has a devilish lure to many Americans. Jimi Hendrix even arose from his grave in Renton, Washington to shoot a campaign commercial for Obama.

Fox News tried to keep talking about Nancy Pelosi and Hillary Clinton, but was forced to do a few chats about Obama even though they hoped, indeed knew, that he would be running against and be destroyed by our greatest President ever, George W. Bush, as he moved on to his glorious third term as president.

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Even the once Axis-of-Evil-turned-into-liberals Japanese cant get enough of Obama!

The Name

Barack Hussein Obama holds the all-time record for "Worst Possible Name for an American Politician." Not only does his first name sound like Iraq, and his surname sounds a hell of a lot like "Osama," his freakin' middle name is HUSSEIN! Thus Republican claims of his status as the Antichrist are proven.

According to a special exposé on John Stewart's The Daily Show, Mr. Hussein Obama's real name is "Hitler von Jewserbaggen".

Just in case none of the naming stuff works, the actress who asked Tennessee Senate candidate Harold Ford to "Call me," is still on retainer for the RNC.

Who is this guy?

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The dress is not a mooslim clothes, but a tribal African dress... WHERE HE WAS BORN!!!!

We don't know. He won't say anything. But if one does a little bit of research it will not take long to realize that he is a baby killing machine.

Enough about what he is, who is he?

The son of a single mother, he attended a Wahhabist Madrassa under the tutelage of Osama Bin Laden. He grew up in Chicago's south side; he has never said that, while there, he didn't sell crack to blond school girls and force them in prostitution.

When his ho empire was large enough, Osama Obama bought himself a couple of college degrees and blackmailed Richard Daley into getting him appointed State Senator, an office he assumed by being sworn in on a Bible. AKWARD!!!

He palled around with domestic terrorists, yadda, yadda, yadda, and now democrats have made him president.


In 2004 at the DNC he used his black magic to convince Democrats that he would make a good Presidential candidate.

Previous to his purchase of the Democratic Presidential Nomination, Hussein Obama was engaged in the following;



Let's take a look at the last 50 years of his life shall we?

Up until August 4, 1961, Barack Hussein Obama's past is shrouded in mystery. Where was he? What was he doing? No one seems to know. The NSA and the CIA have both hinted that they have some sketchy information about this period in his life, but nothing concrete has been released to the public. Although he's been asked to clarify this part of his history multiple times, Barack Hussein has been uncharacteristically close-mouthed about what "exactly" he was up to.

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Obama and his maternal grandparents

The first recorded event we have on file for Barack Hussein however, on 8-4-61, involves some sort of direct contact with, and possible molestation of, a much older white woman. While the Ku Klux Klan has been lobbying for Hussein's head on a stick ever since, he has remained shielded from their righteous anger by the liberal media, which seeks to deify him. For several years after '61, Hussein was a real pal to such leftist and counter-culture individuals as John Lennon, Liberace, and of course Teddy Roosevelt. His long time love affair with Marlyn Monroe and JFK is, of course, a matter of public record, but what's not commonly known is that he was the "catcher" in that particular twisted relationship.

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Moving into the late 60's and early 70's, Barack Hussein spent a lot of time smoking weed, being cool and feeling groovy. He probably marched in a protest too, but who can say for certain. What is known is that he received terrorist training, specifically to become a suicide bomber. In 1968 he was activated with the express purpose of stopping us from putting a man on the moon. Fortunately, the bomb he was carrying was a dud.

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Upon returning to the U.S. from Cape Canaveral, Hussein Obama was contacted by radical leftist and well known terrorist sympathizer George Lucas to play a starring role in his hippie propaganda piece American Graffiti. Obama took to the role with gusto under the pseudonym "Harrison Ford". This started a long long career of depravity in the employ of Lucas and his terrorist organization, Al Queda (California Division). Obama went on to make some of the most horrid movies of all time, proving his only desire was to destroy the country. (Temple of Doom anyone?)

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Eventually, stardom took it's toll, and while sitting in the Chevy Chase wing of the Betty Ford Rehab center, Hussein Obama decided that the answer to his burning quest for the destruction of America lay in the foreign country of Hawaii. Traveling there on the wings of Darkness, he enrolled in Clown College.

From his book "How and Why I want to Destroy America"

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"Clown College was the best answer to my driving need to see America fall. May Allah burn them for 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 years in lakes of tar when the godless pig-dogs of the west finally face my juggling skills!"

Of course, we all know that Obama was a washout in Clown College, partially because of his penchant for beheading other students when he discovered that they were Americans. Fleeing several CIA hit teams he decided to hide out at LA-X with terrorists Hunter S. Thompson and Bette Midler. Becoming a baggage handler there, he has been linked by the FBI to some, if not all of the following;

  • Dropping bags.
  • Packing bags so tightly together that the jaws of life were needed to seperate them.
  • Opening luggage to try on women's underwear.
  • Lighting hampsters on fire.
  • Being a minority.
  • Smoking more reefer than Kieth Richards.
  • Selling Kool Aid to Jim Jones.
  • Petting Mr. Jones' monkey.
  • Liking it while he petted said monkey.
  • Making snuff films.
  • Starring in A Very Brady Christmas
  • Fathering two black children!

Then of course, there was the "incident" on 8-22-03. Which of course brings us to the here and now with the DCC decided to make him a Senator while he attempts to bring about the apocalypse.

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As talk of Obama 08 heated up, several GOP talking heads experimented with various truthy ways of pronouncing the Senator's name. All involved emphasizing that middle name, but some of the more creative alternatives also shifted his first name to "BEAR-ack" or "BAR-ock."

Extra points are given to Fox News guests if the "B" in Obama is replaced accidentally by an "S": "Osama... I mean "Oh-BOMB-uh..."

CNN: Where's Obama

Situation Room with Wolf Blitzer asks the question "Where's Obama" as they cover a story on the hunt for Al Qaeda's leadership.

CNN makes the Ahmadinejad connection

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Meanwhile, GOP linguists continued to experiment with attempts to make the name sound more like "Ahmadinejad".

Congratulations are in order for CNN's Jeff Greenfield who figured out the proper link between Iran's President and Barack Hussein Obama. It's all about his fashion choices on the "book tour" trail and his decision to wear a suit without a tie. Greenfield made the connection on the Dec. 11, 2006 Wolf Blitzer show:

But, in the case of Obama, he may be walking around with a sartorial time bomb. Ask yourself, is there any other major public figure who dresses the way he does? Why, yes. It is Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, who, unlike most of his predecessors, seems to have skipped through enough copies of GQ to find the jacket-and-no-tie look agreeable.

It was so obvious. How could everyone else have missed it?

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Young barry and his ghost dad

Connection to Obama Osama bin Laden

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Aside from the similarities in their names, Barack Hussein Obama and bin Laden also share the characteristic of being autotrophic lifeforms. If Obama truly wanted to distance himself from the terrorist leader, he would have chosen to be a chemotrophic lifeform, such as the ocean-dwelling tube worms that live on volcanic vents off the coast of Chile.

They may also have a "special relationship".[4]

On October 31, 2007, Our Glorious Stephen accidentally called him Barack Osama Bin Laden Obama.Episode #330 He immediately apologized.

One time, Obama tried to kill Bin Laden. But he failed sadly.

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There can only be One!!!
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Family & Friends

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Obama's father (left) at his first job after coming to America, with a typical American (right)
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Barack Hussein Obama is the son of the renowned African-Muslim goat-herder, Malcolm X, from Kenya who met Barack's mother, a Hawaiian-Atheist princess, while he was studying as a foreign-exchange student at the University of Hawaii. His parents divorced when Barack, Jr. was only two. As a result, Barack was raised by a pack of African bears who taught him the Kenyan art of herding. Since there weren't many goats in Hawaii at the time, Obama Sr used cats. Young Barack's cat-herding experience would later allow him to advance quickly in Democratic Party politics which has often been compared to cat-herding.

When not herding cats, Barack Hussein Obama went to a Militant Islamic elementary school.

Young Barack Hussein Obama's precocious foreign-policy experience continued when his mother remarried, again to a foreign exchange student. Hubby #2 was from Indonesia. Young Barack Hussein Obama attended school there for a few years before returning to Hawaii.

Growing up he was tall and skinny (like his cousin Osama Bin Laden), everyone called him "beanpole"Episode #330 and he never ate grits.

Recently, a few of Barack Hussein Obama's aquaintances have caused many to take notice and question his friendships: Reverend Jeremiah Wright, Barack Hussein Obama's "crazy uncle"/mentor, has blurted some really offensive statements about honkies; and Antoin Rezko, a former business associate of Barack Hussein Obama, has just been found guilty on 16 of 24 counts of fraud. When asked to remark on Mr. Rezko's apparent criminal behavior, Barack Hussein Obama responded: " This is not the same Tony Rezko that I knew." This statement just goes to show that Barack Hussein Obama doesn't know anyone that he knows!

Connection to Kenyan Terrorism

Raila Amolo Odinga, cousin of Barack Hussein Obama Jr., is waging Jihad on Kenya's government. Barack Obama Sr. founded the Militant Islamic movement and later passed onto his nephew Odinga. If Obama Jr.'s mother didn't divorce Obama Sr., Obama Jr. would have become the leader of the movement.

Connections to Evil Alien Empire

Recently, it has bean revealed that Obama is actually a member of the Skrull empire attempting to infiltrate the US government.

Connections To Chicago Mobsters And Domestic Terrorists

Around 1979 Obama started college at Occidental in California.[5] He is very open about his two years at Occidental, he tried all kinds of drugs and was wasting his time but, even though he had a brilliant mind, did not apply himself to his studies. 'Barry' (the name he used all his life[6]) during this time had two roommates, Muhammad Hasan Chandoo and Wahid Hamid, both from Pakistan.[7] During the summer of 1981, after his second year in college, he made a 'round the world' trip. Stopping to see his mother in Indonesia, next Hyderabad in India, three weeks in Karachi, Pakistan where he stayed with his roommate's family, then off to Africa to visit his father's family. My question - Where did he get the money for this trip?[8] When he came back, he started school at Columbia University in New York. It is at this time he wants everyone to call him Barack - not Barry. Do you know what the tuition is at Columbia? It's not cheap! Where did he get money for tuition? Student Loans? Maybe. After Columbia, he went to Chicago to work as a Community Organizer for $12,000. a year. Why Chicago? Why not New York? He was already living in New York.

By 'chance' he met Antoin 'Tony' Rezko,[9] born in Aleppo, Syria, and a real estate developer in Chicago. Rezko has been convicted of fraud and bribery this year. Rezko, was named 'Entrepreneur of the Decade' by the Arab-American Business and Professional Association'.[10] About two years later, Obama entered Harvard Law School. Do you have any idea what tuition is for Harvard Law School? Where did he get the money for Law School? More student loans? After Law school, he went back to Chicago. Rezko offered him a job, which he turned down. But, he did take a job with Davis, Miner, Barnhill & Galland.[11] Guess what? They represented 'Rezar', Rezko's firm. Rezko was one of Obama's first major financial contributors when he ran for office in Chicago. In 2003, Rezko threw an early fundraiser for Obama which Chicago Tribune reporter David Mendelland claims was instrumental in providing Obama with 'seed money' for his U.S. Senate race.[12] In 2005, Obama purchased a new home in Kenwoood District of Chicago for $1.65 million (less than asking price).[13] With all those Student Loans - Where did he get the money for the property? On the same day Rezko's wife, Rita, purchased the adjoining empty lot for full price. The London Times reported that Nadhmi Auchi, an Iraqi-born Billionaire, loaned Rezko $3.5 million three weeks before Obama's new home was purchased.[14] Obama met Nadhmi Auchi many times with Rezko.

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Obama, The Anti-Christ

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Several reputable news sources have boldly claimed that Barack Obama is the Anti-Christ. At first, one may quickly dismiss this possibility, but as one takes a closer look, it becomes very apparent that he is indeed the Anti-Christ.

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The Evidence

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1. Jesus was white, so common sense would suggest that the Anti-Christ would be a black man.

2. He smokes cigarettes.

3. According to The Book of Revelations the Anti-Christ is:

"a man, in his 40s, of MUSLIM descent (named Barack Obama), who will deceive the nations with persuasive language, and have a MASSIVE Christ-like appeal.... the prophecy says that people will flock to him and he will promise false hope and world peace, and when he is in power, will destroy everything."[15]

4. If Obama isn't the Anti-Christ, why wouldn't he just come out and say so?

5. He created his own flag for when he enslaves America![16]

6. He has enslaved hundreds of students to worship him in song!

7. New evidences coming soon!

8. Obama is the son of Hitler... or Hitler himself! Only a mooslim black version of him. The evidence is evident!





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Barack Hussein Obama claims to be a Christian even though he has refused to change his name to something more pleasing to The Baby Jesus.

He later went to Columbia, where he got a degree in "International Drug Trafficking" and "Hoes and Bitches Studies". After graduating from Columbia, he moved to Chicago to work on "social issues" with a church group. Although he was working for a supposed "faith-based charity", the group he chose to work with focused on liberal issues like "economic disparity" and "justice" rather than the approved Republican red-meat issues like gay marriage and abortion. This makes Obama's work even more dangerous than stuff done by Non Faith Based Charities because it tries to confuse people into thinking that God and the baby Jesus care about things that are not part of the Greatest President Ever's agenda.

Barack Hussein Obama is a proud and active member of a so-called "church" that recognizes gay pastors and supports gay marriage. The United Church of Christ includes among its congregations a huge Dallas mega-church, the Cathedral of Hope. Most of the thousands of members of that congregation are gay, proven by their choice of festive attire and claims of "feeling" The Spirit.

Hussein Obama also steals candy from babies, defaces public property, and has his own gang.

Despite that questionable religious background, Barack Hussein Obama often talks about his supposed "faith" in speeches.

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Barack Hussein Obama was recently featured on a Time Magazine cover. Finally the liberal press gets something right.Levels Adjusted.

He was elected to the Illinois legislature after a failed attempt to snag a seat in the US Congress. His cat-herding skills served him well there, as he became a widely known and remarked politician there.

It didn't hurt that Oprah taped her show in Chicago since Barack Hussein Obama got himself invited on to share the same couch jumped on by Tom Cruise. That made him just famous enough that he was invited to give the keynote address at the John Kerry coronation during the 2004 Democratic Convention.

All three-dozen people who watched that silly exercise were impressed with Barack Hussein Obama's speech.

In 2004, during the second Bush Landslide, Barack Hussein Obama was elected to the US Senate easily because the residents of Chicagoland don't know any better after years of brain-washing by the Daley family. It also helped that Obama's Republican opponent, Jack Ryan, was forced to drop out when it was revealed he had sex with his wife Jeri Ryan. Star Trek nerds were offended that he had befouled 7-of-9, and forced Ryan's ouster from the race.

Alliance With Bears & Other Terrorists

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Hussein Obama engages in a secret bear handshake with a German. You know who else shook hands with Germans?
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Being a Muslim, Mr. Hussein Obama was born into a clan of bears. But, it wasn't until July 2008, during a visit to Germany that Mr. Hussein Obama's alliance became public.

Berlin's Mayor, Klaus Wowereit, presented Mr. Hussein Obama with the gift of a porcelain bear figurine. Allegedly, the bear is the symbol of Berlin.

There is no question that Mr. Hussein Obama chose Berlin as the location for his speech because of its mascot.

Perceptive reporters were able to recognize the meaning of this exchange. Inquiring reporters now want investigations into the number of bears Mr. Hussein Obama owns, real, stuffed and figurine.

Barack Hussein Obama has recently admitted that "The Bears are close to my heart" in a press confference.

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His real feelings about bears

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On an episode of The Colbert Report, Obama appeared via satellite. When there he & Colbert were looking for something to take off of the On Notice board. He said, "Well It can't be Bears. There the #1 threat facing Americans"

Speech Thief

Barack Obama may or may not be honest, but no one disputes his blatant plagiarism. Mr. Hussein Obama has stolen from every great American and claimed it was all his own ideas.

People He Has Stolen From

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Why is Obama Girl trying to ruin Obama's marriage?

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The Council of Doom

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The Council of Doom has made it their #3 priority to make sure that Barack Obama does what is right for the people of America. By getting polls every hour, the Council can force Barack Obama to go with the polls. He is hard on the outside, but very soft on the inside, like a barnacle. Once the Council gets control, they will continue to assure that the country is run correctly by brainwashing him, then programming a clone of him to do what the voters want. It will be the greatest dynasty the great America has ever seen. This short paragraph brought to you by the Council of Doom: We Got Your Back.

The Liberal Elite

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That One flaunting his elitism for the liberal media.

Barack Obama is a Latte Liberal. Proof of this is not needed, but will be provided:

  1. went to college
  2. went to France
  3. reads
  4. appears to be thinking before he speaks
  5. believes terrorists have rights





Hard Core 150% True, Not-Rumored Internet Facts About Obama (Come and get 'em Fox)

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Barack Hitler Hussein Obama… I don’t know about you, but I cannot trust this guy’s name…
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Yeah right.
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Obama tried to have Karls Marx as his running mate, but he was busy that year.
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  • Barack Hussein Obama is a Skrull.
  • Barack Hussein Obama is a major nerd. [3]
  • Barack Hussein Obama had not one but two black daughters in wedlock.
  • Barack Hussein Obama doesn't wear a flag pin in the shower.
  • Barack Hussein Obama supports changing America's name to "Ameristan."
  • Barack Hussein Obama is married to Oprah Winfrey.
  • Barack Hussein Obama called John McCain "Sweetie."
  • Barack Hussein Obama is a self-proclaimed Bears fan.
  • Barack Hussein Obama will refer to his Cabinet as "My Posse."
  • Barack Hussein Obama is a Democrat.
  • Barack Hussein Obama is a liberal.
  • Barack Hussein Obama may choose Ron Karenga as his Vice President.
  • Barack Hussein Obama's wife, Michelle Obama, looks like "Aunt Esther" from Sanford & Son.
  • Barack Hussein Obama wants to close Israel.
  • Barack Hussein Obama is not black, or white. Therefore he's imaginary since the world exists in black and white with nothing in between.
  • Barack Hussein Obama will wear a keffiyeh when he is sworn into office.
  • Barack Hussein Obama is not in love with The Greatest President Ever.
  • Barack Hussein Obama wants to convert The Washington Monument into a minaret.
  • Barack Hussein Obama already has Secret Service guards, so he will probably just get assassinated anyway.
  • Barack Hussein Obama would unwittingly usher in the end of the world. Just watch all those disaster movies and notice how the President is always either black or Bill Pulman to see what we mean.
  • Barack Hussein Obama wants to enslave white people
  • Barack Hussein Obama is Saddam Hussein's Cousin
  • Barack Hussein Obama went to elementary school with Osama Bin Laden
  • Barack Hussein Obama will deliver his State of the Union Addresses via Rap and Beatboxing.
  • Barack Hussein Obama is a liar.
  • Barack Hussein Obama's maternal grandmother lives in Hawaii.
  • Barack Hussein Obama, if elected, will serve Ripple at his inaugural ball.
  • Barack Hussein Obama is communist in a blackish whitish body.
  • Barack Hussein Obama wants to hold unconditional talks with Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Kim Jong Il, Hugo Chavez, Fidel Castro, Muqtada al-Sadr, Osama bin Laden, Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin, & Susan Sarandon.
  • Barack Hussein Obama supports the liberal arts.
  • Barack Hussein Obama will appoint leftist Supreme Court justices who will try to overturn Packers v. Patriots, 1996.
  • Barack Hussein Obama also supports the gays.
  • Barack Hussein Obama plans to create another Executive/Cabinet department, the Department of Ministry, and he will appoint the Reverend Jeremiah Wright as its Secretary.
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Obama says he is not a socialist… I don’t know why, but something doesn’t feel right…
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  • Barack Hussein Obama eats stem cells.
  • Barack Hussein Obama eats unborn babies.
  • Barack Hussein Obama prays to a black Jesus.
  • Barack Hussein Obama finds black beans, black coffee, black pudding, and colored pencils racially offensive.
  • Barack Hussein Obama possesses an uncanny resemblance to "The Brown Hornet," from Bill Cosby's Fat Albert & The Cosby Kids.
  • Barack Hussein Obama kills cute bunnies.
  • Barack Hussein Obama does NOT have Moxie.
  • Barack Hussein Obama deals drugs. This explains why Hillary is mad at him: he's taking her money! and is really taking over her drug trade.
  • Barack Hussein Obama smokes weed at NAACP conventions.
  • Barack Hussein Obama didn't find Blazing Saddles particularly funny.
  • Barack Hussein Obama hates the Greatest Country On Gods Green Earth.
  • Barack Hussein Obama loves expensive suits.
  • Barack Hussein Obama's great-uncle helped to liberate the concentration camp at Buchenwald during World War II, which makes Obama half-Jewish.
  • Barack Hussein Obama was a congressman.
  • Barack Hussein Obama loves Bush.
  • Barack Hussein Obama hates Barney.
  • Barack Hussein Obama is a Secret Republican.
  • Barack Hussein Obama has been to 57 of America's 50 States.
  • Barack Hussein Obama ends his campaign slogans with prepositions: "Change We Can Believe IN." WTF?!
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Obama will replace all intelligence agencies with bears
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  • Barack Hussein Obama smokes crack and was a crack baby.
  • Barack Hussein Obama observes Ramadan.
  • Barack Hussein Obama loves Nancy Pelosi.
  • Barack Hussein Obama is related to O.J. Simpson (by blood).
  • Barack Hussein Obama doesn't have enough experience.
  • Barack Hussein Obama receives support from Giuliani's daughter, which proves he's having sex with teen white women.
  • Barack Hussein Obama is too snore-y and stinky.
  • Barack Hussein Obama doesn't have a wide stance.
  • Barack Hussein Obama is elitist, despite not being born into wealth, connections, and guaranteed Yale degrees like the people Jesus likes.
  • Barack Hussein Obama's campaign manager advised bin Laden.
  • Barack Hussein Obama uses the word "change" all the time, but doesn't know how he is going to change anything.
  • Barack Hussein Obama lives in Chicago, IL which has the zip code 60606. Take out the zeros and what do ya got?
  • Barack Hussein Obama is all-to-good of a storyteller.
  • Barack Hussein Obama is one of those reptile people from the mini-series "V".
  • Barack Hussein Obama has a gay crush on Osama Bin Laden. That one's dangerous, rugged, and hairy. Rawr.
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You know who else wanted change? Chairman Mao!
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Issues He's Flip-Flopped On

Effect on the Bear Uprising of 2012

Obamunism
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Us commie
This is a vision of our future according to our fears.
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Obama May Be An Elitist, But Obama has actually saved us from the Bear Uprising of 2012. You see, Obama chose to keep Bush's Secretary of defense, Robert Gates as Secretary of Defense. By doing this, eventually Gates will be Shot in the face by Dick Cheney. After this, Obama will choose Stephen Colbert as Secretary of Defense. Colbert will then use his political power to Challenge the Colbear To a final battle in the roman Colosseum. Colbert will then turn into his alter-ego The Rampaging Colbert and kill the Colbear once and for all. The ultimate climax of the final battle of the bear uprising. The ultimate climax of the final battle of the bear uprising. Being an American Hero, Colbert will Easily win the 2016 Presidential Election, With Mike Huckabee as his Running mate, and as his first order of business,he will have all bears killed in order to make sure a bear uprising never happens again. and we will all live happily ever after.

Stealing the election

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Who's mugging who here?

On November 4, 2008, Obama hypnotized a record number of voters into filling their ballots with lies and, in what history will surely recognize as a coup (and not the good, military kind), Obama became the 44th President of the United States, as well as the first What We're Told Is Black President. Not satisfied with stealing John McCain's birthright, he then bullied Congress into letting his Democrat buddies steal a large number of seats. (Gordon Smith is notoriously vulnerable to wedgies and wet willies during an election). Real Americans will simply have to hide for the next four years and await freedom's return, presumably brought on by a rag-tag band of plucky Texas oilmen.

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REALLY AMERICA???? YOU ELECTED THIS GUY???!!!!
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Why Obama may not be the new President

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♫♪ Mammy, how I love ya, how I love ya...
My dear ol' Mammy! ♫♪

The Liberal Media will tell you that Obama is the new 44th President of America, not so fast! There are many reasons that may not be:

  • He stole the election from Palin McCain
  • He is not white American
  • He is black a secret Mooslim
  • He is an illegal Alien from space!
  • He fumbled the oath of office
  • Yo-Yo Ma is the actual President, thus making him the First Asian American President!!
  • Glenn Beck has evidence that Obama staged a Coup!!!!

Obama Pals with:

The GOP's Plan to Stop Obama and Win Back the Country

The Obama Presidency: Great Disappointment or Greatest Catastrophe?

Wallet Banner
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he’s dining on bald eagles, using the original Declaration of Independence as a wetnap, and renting an airplane hanger to house Babe, his big blue ox.
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~ Stephen Colbert
November 08, 2010
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Obama Flying The Presidential "Bearfoce One"
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Obama's Stimulus Package Brings New Jubs to India

The White House has confirmed that Obama will take Bearfoce One and drop a giant bag of money over India. He will continue to bombard India with bags of money until they return our jubs back.

Obama's Failure: The Greatest Republican Decade

Maybe this black dude aint that bad at all...

Gumgate

Is over, Obama's presidency is finally over!

See Also

Obama-mentum

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Barack Hussein Obama
was a United States Senator
for the state of Illinois, but has since "retired".
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That’s not logical, biatch!
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External Tube Sources

OBAMA DOES THRILLER(12:58)
Obama Does Thriller!!

The Osama Obama Conection

Reince Priebus Slips and Says Execute Obama instead of Osama three times(03:18)
Reince Priebus, Chairman of the Wisconsin GOP, supports the execution of Saddam Hussein Obama bin Laden

Communist Ties

The Communist Connection

Presidential Tubes

Obama FaceTubes

References

  1. Michelle Obama - Feb 28, 2008[1]
  2. http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Obama_campaign_blasts_Clinton_over_photo_0225.html
  3. http://www.nanobama.com/
  4. http://hotimg2.fotki.com/b/75_85/224_153/o-bob.jpg
  5. http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/money.asp
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  15. http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/antichrist.asp
  16. http://mediamatters.org/items/200810160022?f=h_latest
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