The Poopacabra

From Wikiality, the Truthiness Encyclopedia

The Poopacabra is the mysterious cryptid beast responsible for pooping in people's pools ^{Episode #429}, and possibly in our cars.

The Poopacabra feeds on the blood of house wives, desperate houswives, if we kill all the house wives then the Poopacabra will die of starwation.

The Poopacabra is in Wikiality's Animal Perdition This horrid beast will spend eternity wandering the vitriolous wastelands of Utah.

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