Contents 1 Additional Notes: 2 Alabama Pledge 3 Alaska Pledge 4 Arkansas Pledge 5 Colorado Pledge: 6 Connecticut Pledge 7 Delaware Pledge 8 Florida Pledge 9 Georgia Pledge 10 Hawaii Pledge 11 Idaho Pledge 12 Illinois Pledge 13 Iowa Pledge 14 Kansas Pledge 15 Kentucky Pledge 16 Louisiana Pledge 17 Maine Pledge 18 Maryland Pledge 19 Massachusetts Pledge 20 Michigan Pledge 21 Minnesota Pledge 22 Mississippi Pledge 23 Missouri Pledge 24 Montana Pledge 25 Nebraska Pledge 26 Nevada Pledge 27 New Hampshire Pledge 28 New Jersey Pledge 29 New Mexico Pledge 30 New York Pledge 31 North Carolina Pledge 32 North Dakota Pledge 33 Ohio Pledge 34 Oklahoma Pledge 35 Oregon Pledge 36 Pennsylvania Pledge 37 Rhode Island Pledge 38 South Carolina Pledge 39 South Dakota Pledge 40 Tennessee Pledge 41 Texas Pledge 42 Utah Pledge 43 Vermont Pledge 44 Washington Pledge 45 Washington D.C. Pledge 46 West Virginia Pledge 47 Wisconsin Pledge 48 Wyoming Pledge 49 150.199.179.92 16:44, May 2, 2011 (UTC)Pledge 2.0150.199.179.92 16:44, May 2, 2011 (UTC)sam smith

Additional Notes:Edit

• Only six of America's states have pledges guiding residents to proclaim their allegiance.

• Please assist the states that lack a pledge listed below with pledge proposals.

Included in the list is Washington, D.C.. As we have learned from Dr. Colbert, D.C. is not part of America, but you can create a pledge for them too

• Notes: By the way, whoever wrote some of the pledges on this page has noticeably falsified these pledges. I find it particularly rude. The topics that are covered on the rest of this page are discriminate, and I hope someone will take the time to fix it to it's true identity.
• It may help if you added something about the State or what they are commonly known for (See New York pledge and Texas Republic Pledge)

Alabama PledgeEdit

original pledge text

Yes, Indeed. We love Mexicans.

However, get those greencards.

All ye shall honor their hard work

at the construction sites.

Alaska PledgeEdit

I pledge aligence to Alaska
And to all the nice Eskimos it may hold
too cold for which is old
to the president we shall honor

He is the president, we must show some respect

Arkansas PledgeEdit

I plege allegance to Arkansus, and for the incest for which it stands one family in all the state with grizzly straight and copenhagen for all.....

Fine fresh fierce we got it on lock

Colorado Pledge: Edit

I pledge allegiance to the state of Colorado where snow falls all year long, you can ski in August, and ride your horse down the middle of the street. White water rafting, dog racing, and gay parades can't be compared to our state fair. Amen!

Connecticut PledgeEdit

You all students shall attend 

Yale University. If you shall not, 

you are a dumbass.

Delaware PledgeEdit

All hail Denzel Washington and Adolf Hitler! 

Florida PledgeEdit

I pledge allegiance to the Sunshine State. With Respect and Loyalty I honor it as: one nation, under god, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all!

Georgia PledgeEdit

I pledge allegiance to the georgia flag and the principels for wich it stands for: wisdom, justice, and moderation.

Hawaii PledgeEdit

== "I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all." (A MOMENT OF SILENCE AFTER PLEDGE)==

Idaho PledgeEdit

I pledge Alligence to the Great State of North Idaho (everything above the "Riggins-Dixon Line")  and the US Forest Service should leave and take all illegal Californians and Southern Idahoians with them! 

Illinois PledgeEdit

Iowa PledgeEdit

Kansas PledgeEdit

Kentucky PledgeEdit

• Note: Home of the Kentucky Derby, the Bluegrass state, basball was invented there

Louisiana PledgeEdit

original pledge text

Maine PledgeEdit

Maryland PledgeEdit

I pledge allegiance to the crab, and to the Bay, for which it stands and how delicious they are to eat. The Inner Harbor is the greatest place on Earth. One nation under God.

Massachusetts PledgeEdit

Michigan PledgeEdit

I pledge Allegiance to the flag of the United States of America. ANd to the republic for which it stands One nation Under god, indivisible,With liberty And Justice For All!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Minnesota PledgeEdit

I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the Great state of Minnesota.

And in this world, where ‘er I roam, Minnesota will be my home.

Beautiful, tolerant, strong and free, Minnesota is part of me. and i love slade

Mississippi PledgeEdit

Im talkin about the minnesota pledge btw.

Missouri PledgeEdit

The elementary school I attended from 1967-1969 followed the pledge to the flag with the following:

(The Pledge of Allegiance to the State of Missouri:)

I pledge allegiance also to the State of Missouri and to the ideals for which it stands. United with other states for the benefit of all, we march forward to a greater America.

Montana PledgeEdit

I like to eat cheesse if you have diabetes this might not be good for you but whate'er

LIndsey milka whatttt

Nebraska PledgeEdit

We, the corn worshippers, pledge to be true to the corn stalks.

We will always be true to the fields of golden kernels, and our beloved Big Red NU Huskers.

And we, the people of Nebraska, pledge to always make you aware that we bust our butts to kick yours.

We pledge show all that we're not the hillbillies you think we are.

AMEN!

Nevada PledgeEdit

New Hampshire PledgeEdit

New Jersey PledgeEdit

I woke up this morning, got a blue moon in my eye
I broke my father's legs today, and I thought that he would cry.
I'm in sanitation, and every night I take out the trash.
You'll be sure to turn away, when I give you this wad of cash.

Liberty is our airport
Toxic is our air
Quit looking at my fat pasta gut
It's not polite to stare

This great state is sandwiched
Between Philly and the Apple
My family likes it in Atlantic City
Is that idea so hard to grapple?

May Gawd cut my tongue out, if I dare speak a lie - I will love Bruce Springsteen till the day I die.

New Mexico PledgeEdit

I salute the flag of the state of New Mexico. The zia symbol, of perfect friendship, among united cultures.

Saludo a la bandera del estado de Nuevo Mexico. El simbolo zia de amistad perfecta entre culturas uniadas. ;)Media:Example.ogg

New York PledgeEdit

You looking at me???

You looking at me???

There ain't nobody else here

So you must be looking at me!!!

__________

New York is the Apple of my eye and heart

The only place in America that is a state and island city.

The Bull and Bear was invented here It's home of Lady Liberty's docking chair.

The sidewalk eating is great and I vow to see a broadway show every day!

If not for the other states, New York would be the only state.

A state of mind, the state for me, above all pledges that I see.

North Carolina PledgeEdit

I pledge allegiance to North BY GOD Carolina, home of the Pump and Munch, asked for by name, and the drinking for which it stands. One state under CAROLINA BLUE skies, sitting on top of that piece of crap state, South Caraloosers, home of that lily livered lying SC scum, Stephen Colbert (and that T -aint silent!) With liberty and justice for most! (OK, maybe not most. Some? Well, at least those that can afford it!) --Godofpie 07:30, November 20, 2009 (UTC)

North Dakota PledgeEdit

North Dakota isnt a state, so it dosent get a pledge!

Ohio PledgeEdit

I salute the flag of the state of Ohio and pledge to the Buckeye State respect and loyalty.

Oklahoma PledgeEdit

Oregon PledgeEdit

Pennsylvania PledgeEdit

I pledge allegiance to the bell.........

Rhode Island PledgeEdit

South Carolina Pledge Edit

SECTION 1-1-670. Official pledge to State flag.

The pledge to the flag of South Carolina shall be as follows:

"I salute the flag of South Carolina and pledge to the Palmetto State love, loyalty and faith."

South Dakota PledgeEdit

Tennessee PledgeEdit

3 white stares on a fild of blue, god keep themstrong and ever true, it is with love and pride that we, salute the flage of tennessee,

Texas PledgeEdit

Honor the Texas flag, I pledge allegiance to the, Texas, one state, under god, one and indivisible

Utah PledgeEdit

I pledge allegiance to the Church Of Latter Day Saints of America

Vermont PledgeEdit

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the The Earth, and to the planet for which it stands, one world, indivisible with liberty and justice for all!

Washington PledgeEdit

Washington D.C. PledgeEdit

I pledge my nose to which it smells, Primo blow, blessed by Saint Marion. To which I load my gat, to protect against the criminals, In the district, and on the Hill.

West Virginia PledgeEdit

I pledge alligiance to the state, that not much really happens in except boring things that I enjoy and treat with absolute respect and hour our state for witch in the country  I vowe to love and respect

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Wisconsin PledgeEdit

I Pledge Allegiance to the flag of the great state of Wisconsin

Where Green and Gold run through our blood

And cows outnumber people

To the badgers

whom we adore

and pray they win on saturday

Feel free too come smell our Dairy Air

Wyoming PledgeEdit

i pledge allegance to the flag of the usa and to the republic for which it stands one nation, under GOD, indivisible and liberty and justice for all

150.199.179.92 16:44, May 2, 2011 (UTC)Pledge 2.0150.199.179.92 16:44, May 2, 2011 (UTC)sam smithEdit

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