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The Oprah Winfrey Show

A program designed to deliver the bear propaganda to the women of America. Its aim is to keep women from children, cooking, and cleaning so that men are forced to do these tasks, effectively feminizing them. This essentially will leave America soft and vulnerable for the great bear uprising of 2012.

It features the great she-bear herself, Oprah Winfrey.

The Oprah Winfrey Show
gives aid and comfort to America's enemies. As A True American™,
it is your duty to report The Oprah Winfrey Show to the authorities.