The Baby Jesus and The Baby Satan
are fighting over the very soul of
The Lincoln Cult

Cults

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People Who Are in Cults

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Is a group of people who worship Lincoln. Like Elvis-worshippers, members of The Lincoln Cult still believe he is alive and visit Graceland every April 14th and 15th to remember the day he boarded the UFO to escape the assassination attempt.

BeliefsEdit

Stalinist dictatorship.

MembersEdit

Communist professors.

See AlsoEdit

• Abraham Lincoln
• Elvis Presley
• Communist Professors