The Liberty Bell

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The Liberty Bell

is one of the ways God Blessed America.

The Liberty Bell stands for American freedom and craftsmanship, and for the fortitude of the American people to stand up to an unjust and oppressive government, now silent.

The Taco Liberty Bell is a giant brass bell that represents the giant brass balls it took for our founding fathers to tell the British to fuck off. When you hear the words "Let Freedom Ring" - we're talking about the Liberty bell. OK, well, it's cracked and we can't actually ring it any more, but still...

[edit] Liberty Bell Trivia

• When the Liberty Bell was being crafted, Benjamin Franklin gave it syphillis!^{Episode #371}
• Taco Bell bought the Liberty Bell from the American government on April 1st 1996 to "reduce the country's debt".

The Liberty Bell has been replaced by this new symbol of American freedom and capitalism, and now stands for the fortitude of the American people to think outside the bun.