The Liberal Media

From Wikiality, the Truthiness Encyclopedia

Controlled by you-know-who, the threat to democracy by 'The Liberal Media' is almost as worse as that of Bears. It is little more than a collection of liberals broadcasting their lies and deceit via backwards messages and naked pictures. Sometimes even at the same time.

They force their self-reflection and critical thinking agenda upon unsuspecting young minds, disregarding the gut completely to feel the truth. Shady facts are the main tool of oppression of the Liberal Media; facts that stand for what is considered to be understandable to educated Americans. Even worse than Liberal Media are those like Noam Chomsky who not only disregard the usefulness of feeling with the gut but also rely upon a factual account of history rather than The Bible to understand current events. Truthiness is a word these types of people cannot even begin to relate to.

Contents 1 The Premise 2 The Filter 3 Liberal Media Shibboleths 4 NOT Liberal Media 5 See Also 6 External Tubes

[edit] The Premise

As well all know, the Jews are responsible for all wars and all sadness in the world. The Liberal Media is the "long arm of the law" for the Jews, as they use it along with their band of big-nosed cronies to further their freedom-hating agenda. The despicable likes of Keith Olberman and the rest of the Jewish fat cats sitting on Media Hill love to bash the greatest president of all time. But they all severely lack the courage required to become a real american hero, and so, we must shun them as we already due and continue on the path to fair and balanced news, with its prophet, Bill O'Reilly.

[edit] The Filter

Main Article: Media Filter

A special phrase coined by The Greatest President to describe the "news media" and its horrible, truth cleansing effect on the pure and free information the White House provides.

In recent years, Fox News has stood up like a Real American and fought for the freedom of the media. The Washington Times, Wall Street Journal, and Rush Limbaugh continue to aid in the battle to provide fair and balanced coverage of press releases. With the assistance of heroes, one day, the Wikipedia can also liberate the news.

[edit] Liberal Media Shibboleths

• "peace process" (read: continue with the war)
• "bring democracy to the region" (read: spread American corporatism)
• "continue to negotiate" (read: stall)

[edit] NOT Liberal Media

The following are unfiltered, American sources of media:

• The FOX News
• The Clear Channel
• The Voice of America
• The Rush Limbaugh
• The Ann Coulter
• The Washington Times

[edit] See Also

• Democrat
• Journalist
• New York Times
• Word Bullets
• Salon.com
• Amy Goodman
• Keith Olbermann
• Al Franken

[edit] External Tubes

• Media Zones Media Help.
• The Many-Tentacled Liberal Conspiracy!
• Facts that the Liberal Media is Insane!
• Libural Media's Campaign to smear Our Troops