The Jew

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The Jew is the avatar-like embodiment of that whole Jewy thing. As a single, eternal Jew, The Jew is responsible for all life's problems.

Contents 1 Known Facts about The Jew 2 Things The Jew Controls 3 References 4 Additional Information

Known Facts about The Jew

• The Jew killed Jesus^[1]
• The Jew controls all the world's money, due to his insatiable greed.
• The Jew complains about everything.
• The Jew started every war. ^[2]
• The Jew holds sole responsibility for the false notions of "Evolution" and the Big Bang.

Things The Jew Controls

• All the world's banks
• All the world's synagogues
• Black Helicopter Service, the World's finest secret security agency
• Hollywood
• Doctors
• Talent Agencies
• Lawyers
• The United Nations
• America
• The World Bank
• Israel
• International Monetary Fund
• CBS
• CNN
• Comedy Central
• Wikipedia
• New Square
• The New York Times

References

1. ↑ Source: Common Knowledge, with a special thank you to Mel Gibson for the reminder.
2. ↑ Thank you again, Mel Gibson.

Additional Information

• "ye"
• Not a Jew