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Abandon Truthiness All Ye Who Enter This Internets Tube!
"The Internet"
discusses one of the Liberal's Magical Machines.

The so-called "Internet" was invented by Al Gore as a liberally-biased, poorly designed knock-off version of the far superior Internets.

In the summer of 2006, Senator Ted "Jailbird" Stevens amazed the world when he told us the truth about the internet - it was in fact a series of tubes! (I knew something was up when I had to call Joe the Plumber to fix my internet!). The event, which became known as the "revealing of the tubes", became a national holiday on October 1st, 2007. Every year since then we celebrate when this great American (Republican, of course!) explained complex technology for simple folks like us.

Differences Between The Internets and Mr Gore's Anti-American InternetEdit

What it doesn't haveEdit

Mr. Gore's Internet:

has no tubes
does not have The eBay
has few or no Studs
lacks wikiality, Wikiality.com
does not run on truthiness
Innocents. There are no innocents on the Internet.

What it does haveEdit

The Ethernet is very American!

There are very few "parts" to Mr. Gore's Internet:

a lock box
warm globes
a whoopie cushion that sighs really loudly
a dump truck
bears
4chan

The Real American Internet:Edit

Now it comes with Bible 2.0 patch!

Mr. Gore's Internet by Any Other NameEdit

"Internet" can also be a noun used hand in hand with the word "email", as used by Ted Stevens, Chairman of e-commerce:

I...just the other day, got an internet sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday. Why? Because it got tangled up with all these things going on the internet commercially...

Clearly many email providers have been using the wrong terminology all along. Hopefully, with the help of Ted Stevens' truthiness, Internet Service Providers and free web-based email services will begin to use the right terminology when referring to the sending and receiving of an internet.

The Liberal Bias of Mr. Gore's InternetEdit

In addition to facts, Mr. Gore's poorly designed, Anti-American Internet also has a well-known liberal bias. All over the Internet (not to be confused with The Internets), leftist bloggers and Anti-American factonistas publish pages and pages of facts with absolutely no heart. The Google News for one has an established history of hating the President and presenting thousands of search results that contain absolutely no truthiness. Notice how The Google has the options "Sort by Date", "Sort by Relevance", but no option to "Sort by Truthiness"? See for yourself. This is one of the major differences between the fact-infested "Internet", and the truthy, unbiased, fair and balanced Internets.