Herpes (or "Doocys" as they are better known ) is the result of every bit of sexual contact that occurs outside of a Episode #521 traditional loving marriage between a man and a woman. Non-genital herpes, including cold sores, appear when God catches wind of the filthy thoughts a person has been having.
Or, from playing
As a reflection of our concern for America's healthiness, Wikiality.com has provided the following factiness sheet about herpes.
All You Need To Know Edit
Herpes and YOU!!! Herpes is often misdiagnosed as a biscuit-bump abrasion. (Hey, it can happen to ) you!!
Herpes are most commonly spread through sexual contact, sexual thought, and bees.
People who retain their virginality through the practices of abstinence and abstinence-only sex can never get herpes.
Herpes is the hottest fashion for young Hollywood .
 Once you have herpes, you can take valtrex to become a more proficient outdoorsman.
The herpes, much like the AIDS, stays with you even after you die.
If you have either the herpes or the AIDS, your wretched self isn't allowed in Heaven.
People with The Herpes are required to wear yellow ball caps with the letter H on them.
The word Herpes is just one letter away from the word Heroes, metaphorically representing what The Baby Jesus will do to the Heroes who have strayed from the righteous path.
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For a real example of just how gross it is check these
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