The Google
has its own Satanic tube of the internets.
Don't clog it!!!

The Google (actually a verb) was the brainchild of Al Gore and the reason he invented the internets. It's become common knowledge that The Google steals a piece of your mind every time you do a search. That's how they consistently have such great results. Some people fear The Google as an omnipotent data mining being and want it to be killed. While the Google is a decent search engine, it is NOTHING compared to the power of the colboogle.

In the March 2008 edition of Bit-Rate Bitches magazine, Google won the "Porn Site of the Year" as well as the "Outstanding Achievement in Creating an Online Masturbation Community" awards. For more information, look it up on Google!

HistoryEdit

In fall 2006, The Google purchased all of the tubes and dump trucks of YouTube, a groundbreaking internets video sharing site.

The Google also made a less publicized deal to purchase the world's largest fruit punch manufacturer, which will now be called "Goo Punch". In an instantaneous showing of synergy, they released an ad for the beverage on GooTube, which can be seen [here]

Greatest QuotesEdit

"One of the things I’ve used on the Google is to pull up maps. It’s very interesting to see — I’ve forgot the name of the program — but you get the satellite, and you can — like, I kinda like to look at the ranch. It remind me of where I wanna be sometimes." - President George W. Bush (23 Oct 2006)

Liberal BiasEdit

Ever since The Google emerged in 1996, it has withheld a well-known liberal bias in all of the services that it provides. It is estimated that 97.5% of all news-related search results contain leftist, biased facts that spread shame on the infallible Bush Administration. This shouldn't be a surprise considering its affiliation with Al Gore, and its close proximity to the haven of socialist fanaticism.

Furthermore, while The Google provides the options to "Sort by Date" and "Sort by Relevance", it does not provide any option to "Sort by Truthiness" (as can be seen here). This is, in part, why Wikiality had come into existence in the first place - to combat the factonistas who lurk within The Google's headquarters.

See Also Edit

• The Google Maps

External Tubes Edit

• How to use The Google
• The government approves The Google as a religious deity.
• The Greatest President on the Google
• The Best Search Engine
• Test The Efficiency Of Your Tubes
• Google hates liberal music
• Google is un-patriotic!!
• How to spend millions of dollars to save a penny!
• China demands Google to stop corrupting their young
• Google hunts down Real American Hero!
• The Google knows everything!
• Google evil plan works!
• Evil Google fails to conquer The Turkish Empire
• Google helping to make America safer
• Google learns the wonders of capitalism
• Google challenges 4chan
• People are disposable, Data is not
• Is Official: Google is Not Evil!
• Google loses case: Harasser to flee the tubes
• Google goes mooslim!!! Alert the Series of Tubes Police!!!!
• GOOGLE DESTROYS THE COMPUTER!!!!
• Google problems.[1]
• the new guugglu, better than oraghyuj.