Jeff Goldblum died this week while rock climbing with friends (Frodo & Sam) in New Zealand.
Anyone claiming to be Jeff Goldblum is clearly deranged and should be tasered for their own safety, gagged, straight-jacketed, then dumped at the nearest hospital for the criminally
To test if it is truthily Jeff Goldblum's ghost, hit it hard with something iron, a wrecking bar, a good American hammer, tire lever etc, or fire some rock salt from a shotgun at it (thanks for the tips from Sam and Dean Winchester).
If the Ghost screams in pain (ghosts loath salt and iron,) set the ghost alight to remove them from their endless suffering in this world (also sets them free in the next one).
Appreciation Of Jeff GoldblumEdit
- The Ghost described Goldblum's performances as a combination ofEpisode #579:
- the muscularity of Brando
- the pathos of Streep
- and the musky sensuality of a pride of baboons.
- one person described sex with him as "Like being caught in a Fleshstorm with a 90% chance of Satisfaction".
- Collecting bits of himself in the medicine cabinet.
- Usage of The Twitter
- Nancy Drew-like sluething abilities.
- Making Earth Girls Easy.
- Law and Order: Criminal Intent, USA Network, Sundays 9:00PM/8:00PM Central, Characters Welcome.
- Jeff Goldblum