French People
From Wikiality, the Truthiness Encyclopedia
when you touch yourself you make The Baby Jesus sad!
Keep your hands where we can see them!
French people (aka Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys) are Real Americans' girly cousins.
The French are famous for the men having higher pitched voices than teh women and more women joining teh army than men. Which explains why they surrendered within 48 hours of World War 1, World War 2, Vietnam war and why they don't support the war on terror. They are worse than liberals, they are French and as such are the plague of the United States of the World (also known as the United States of America)
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[edit] Military tactics
Under the Napolean bonaparte, the French army was taught to be brave and not to run away, to be proud of Freedom and subsequently the King of France and his pussy Liberal court was flung into a barrel of wine. Unfortunately, the French could not fight for very long and after a few days without their disguting creme, they overthrew napolean and established a bear loving state.
[edit] Economy
The arrogant French export frogs, terrorism, America-hating children, cheese, ugly ladies, surrender, and a gay language. All is taxed at a high tax rate of 100.56%
Imports are primarily Arabs of various sizes and explosive velocities.
[edit] Society
The French have things the other way around; men wear skirts and the women wear the pants in the family, mainly because the men are weak and fragile. (See World War 2)
[edit] Politics
The French care nothing of the world. They hate freedom and Jack che-iraq will do anything to stop the greatest president ever from spreading freedom, hence his gay opposition to the Iraq war.
They have a president and a prime minister, but our president kicks their presidents' position's ass any day. The prime minister's job is to lobby insults and racist comments at the increasing number of Arabs that arrive there.
[edit] Fracts About The French
- 56% of French people believe the Sun orbits around the Earth, 42% believes its the Moon while 2% believes Mars revolves around the earth. This was indicated by an episode of the French version of Who Wants to be a Millionaire. The contestant asked the audience and that is what the results were.
- French people bathe once every seven years
- French people burn cars and riot on friday nights
- The French work week is 2 hours long
- French people are made of cheese
- French babies are born with tails, which are later removed
- If you cut a French person in half, both halves will get up and chase you.
- French people only bathe when they're so dirty it hurts. French Arabs, are in fact, just extremely filthy French people.
- The only way to kill a French person is to shoot it with a silver bullet.
- The French invented AIDS.
- Hitler was actually French.
- THE FRENCH KILLED JESUS!!!!
- French babies not only have tails, but are also cannibalistic monster-faced killers.
- French people eat dead babies
- 80% percent French males latent homosexuals
- They don't eat frog legs they eat the stuff inbetween them
- The colbear is French
- French women are the hairiest species of rodent on the planet.(Often mistaken for bears because of their size)
[edit] See Also
- French (which includes information about that filthy language that falsely claims it predates American)
