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The Family

is a proud and perfect
reflection of the Republican Party.

"The Family"
is Most Beloved by God over all His creations
Now and Forever, Amen.

Definition:Edit

The Family is a Sacred American Institution consisting of a Man and a Woman (Nor more, no less) and off spring they and only THEY share. (Please see Broken Family for children related to different parental units & the word Abominations for single gendered Family units)

Origin & HistoryEdit

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MissionEdit

BeliefsEdit

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ProjectsEdit

to encourage forgiveness between America's presidents
put "Under God" in America's pledge
put "In God We Trust" on America's money

Host BreakfastsEdit

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