The Do Not Say Board is just one of the many gifts the Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A. has bestowed upon all of humankind. Thank you Dr. Colbert, thank you.
The Do Not Say Board is comprised of phrases which are non-operative and should no longer be uttered in any tongue, especially not in American. The saying of these phrases is most unpatriotic, and by saying them, you are brought closer to The Baby Satan and further from The Baby Jesus, and that makes him cry. Please don't say them.
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