The Craziest Fucking Thing I've Ever Heard
is a featured segment of
the Greatest American Television Show--EVER!!!, The Colbert Report.

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The Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard is a segment of The Colbert Report in which Stephen shares the craziest f#?king thing he's ever heard with the Heroes.

September 20, 2007Edit

• A Tokyo restaurant is serving Mayonnaise Margaritas, replacing the salt around the rim with (gag)

May 15, 2006Edit

Using your ear to pull a truck? That's The Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard

June 6, 2007Edit

An octopus in New Zealand is opening jars with its creepy, slimy tentacles. Look out, U.S.S. Rhode Island!

I've seen a shark with a hammer for a head, but an octopus that opens jars? That's The Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard