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Stephen posing with the new portrait of himself posing with a portrait of himself posing with a portrait of himself

The Colbert Report is the most truthy news program on television, everything else pales in comparison. Too bad Stephen can't see color.

1 Essential Elements that create The Right Attitude
- 1.1 Being Judgemental
- 1.2 Honoring Oneself
  - 1.2.1 Opening credits
2 FAOTR
3 Enemies of Freedom, The Report and America
4 Important Issues Dr. Colbert Discusses That No One Else Does
5 Regular Educational News Segments
6 Official Colbert Contributions to America's Marketplace
7 See also
8 External Tubes

[edit] Essential Elements that create The Right Attitude

In order to better understand Stephen and by extension, his show, one must study the "Essential Elements" of both Stephen and The Report.

Staying "Hip and In-Tune" with The Kids
Keeping "Plugged-into" The Internets
Polishing and cultivating his (and America's) Balls
Nailing Guests
The Heroes
- Stephen Colbert's Sport Report
Inability to pronounce foreign names
Denying Obvious Latent Homosexual Tendencies

[edit] Being Judgemental

[edit] Honoring Oneself

[edit] Opening credits

"Grippy" (October 17, 2005 - February 9, 2006)
"Megamerican" (February 21, 2006 – April 6, 2006)
"Lincolnish" (April 17, 2006 – August 24, 2006)
"Superstantial" (September 11, 2006 - January 5, 2007)
"Freem" (January 11, 2007 - February 15, 2007)
"Eneagled" (February 26, 2007 - March 29, 2007)
"Flagaphile" (April 9, 2007 - June 28, 2007)
"Good" (July 16, 2007 - August 30, 2007)
"Gutly" (September 10, 2007 - October 18, 2007)
"Warrior-Poet" (October 29, 2007 - March 6, 2008)
"President Bush Have a Hot Dog With Me" (March 10, 2008 - April 10, 2008)
"Self-Evident" (April 14, 2008 - April 17, 2008) [Week in Philadelphia special credits]
"President Bush Have a Hot Dog With Me" (April 21, 2008 - July 15, 2008)
"Rock On!" (July 16, 2008) [For Rush appearance only]
"President Bush Have A Hot Dog With Me" (July 17, 2008 - July 20, 2008)
"Multi-Grain" (July 21, 2008 - October 15, 2008)
"Vote" (October 16, 2008 - November 3, 2008)
"Factose Intolerant" (November 5, 2008 - January 5,2009)
"Colmes-Free Since 2009" (January 6, 2009 - February 3, 2009)
"Seven-Inch Gangly Wrench" (February 4, 2009)
"Juice It!" (February 5, 2009 - April 19, 2009)
"Purple-Mounted" (April 20, 2009 - May 3, 2009)
"346X" (May 4, 2009 )
"Purple-Mounted" (May 5, 2009 - Septembert 17, 2009)
"Farewellian" (September 17-Present)

[edit] FAOTR

Stephen and Alan, his once and future Black Friend

In addition to having the Right Attitude, one must also have the right friends. AOTR stands for: "Acquaintance of The Report", because The Report has no friends.

[edit] Enemies of Freedom, The Report and America

[edit] Important Issues Dr. Colbert Discusses That No One Else Does

The Threat of Bears to America
The Greatness of Papa Bear
Exactly How Good A Sandwich BLTs Really Are
The Freakishness of Oregon
The Greatness of Soledad O'Brien
The War On Christmas
The Ongoing, Unresolved Iranian Hostage Crisis
The Ontario Hockey League, specifically, the Saginaw Spirit

[edit] Regular Educational News Segments

Colbert's Wørd.

The Campaign Against Humbuggery

Since becoming a Doctor, Stephen feels it is important that people know what's important. Here is a short list of the segments all Americans should be taught in public schools.