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Season 4 (2008) AprilEdit

# First aired "The Wørd" Studio guest Introductory phrase Prod#
372 April 1, 2008 Pick Sicks Van Jones "I never proof-read my scripts so I have more time to bring you the turth." 4041
373 April 2, 2008 (no word) R.E.M. "I don't need a GPS System to find the truth, but I'd like a free GPS System!" 4042
374 April 3, 2008 Let The Games Begin Clay Shirky "It's not a recession, it's a correction! Correction: it's a recession!" 4043
375 April 7, 2008 (no word) Jesse Ventura "Remember the Eighties? then you're not part of my demographic!" 4044
376 April 8, 2008 (no word) Madeleine Albright "Sticks and stone may break my bones, but words will never hurt me...unless you throw a dictionary at me!" 4045
377 April 9, 2008 Starter Country Jeff Gore "There are 8 million stories in the naked city! Most would look better with their clothes on!" 4046
378 April 10, 2008 Black and White Robin Wright "At the sound of the tone, the time will be tone time! Boop!" 4047
379 April 14, 2008 (no word) Mayor Michael Nutter, Chris Matthews No formal Statement of Truthiness, however Dr. Colbert did sing America's National Anthem with John Legend 4048
This is the first of four episodes originating Live from Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts Zellerbach Theatre on the campus of the University of Pennsylvania as part of The Stephen Colbert Dorito's Spicy Sweet Pennsylvania Primary Coverage Live From Chili-delphia, The City of Brotherly Crunch. Dr. Colbert welcomed sidekick, Ben Franklin.
380 April 15, 2008 Tradition Michelle Obama No formal Statement of Truthiness, however Dr. Colbert did say "This is The Colbert Report" before introducing The Roots 4049
This is the second of four episodes originating Live from Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts Zellerbach Theatre on the campus of the University of Pennsylvania as part of The Stephen Colbert Dorito's Spicy Sweet Pennsylvania Primary Coverage Live From Chili-delphia, The City of Brotherly Crunch. Along with loyal sidekick, Ben Franklin, Dr. Colbert welcomed Philadelphia's own The Roots, who performed The Colbert Report theme song at the top of the show and America's National Anthem at the close.
381 April 16, 2008 (no word) Governor Ed Rendell No formal Statement of Truthiness, however Dr. Colbert declared "I knew it!" after his guests, the Philadelphia Eagles Cheerleaders helped Stephen's Mob spell out the word "truth" and shook an assortment of groove things and badonkadonks as The Colbert Report theme played and at various times throughout the program. 4050
The second to last episode originating Live from Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts Zellerbach Theatre on the campus of the University of Pennsylvania as part of The Stephen Colbert Dorito's Spicy Sweet Pennsylvania Primary Coverage Live From Chili-delphia, The City of Brotherly Crunch. Stephen's trusty Philadelphia sidekick, Ben Franklin discussed his close relationship with Catholics in France.
382 April 17, 2008 Valued Voter Patrick Murphy No formal Statement of Truthiness 4051
The final episode originating Live from Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts Zellerbach Theatre on the campus of the University of Pennsylvania as part of The Stephen Colbert Dorito's Spicy Sweet Pennsylvania Primary Coverage Live From Chili-delphia, The City of Brotherly Crunch. Dr. Colbert welcomes Hillary Clinton, who fixed Stephen's Big TV, John Edwards, who recited the "EdWords" and Barack Hussein Obama, who put Manufactgured Political Distractions On Notice via satellite.
383 April 21, 2008 (no word) Father James Martin and Bernie Sanders "f I learned one thing from the Liberty Bell it's that crack is whack! Stay in school kids!" 4052
384 April 22, 2008 (no word) Susan Jacoby "You say tomato, I say...This is The Colbert Report." 4053
385 April 23, 2008 Iraq The Vote Mitch Albom "Nation, I am really under the gun! Seriously I stashed a pistol under my toupee!" 4054
386 April 24, 2008 (no word) Maria Shriver "The truth shall set you free, unless you've killed somebody. In which case, remember: tell the cops they were breathing when you left!" 4055
387 April 28, 2008 Kernel of Truth Feist "A great man once said, "This is The Colbert Report"! Wait, that was me!" 4056
388 April 29, 2008 Separation of Church & Plate Anne Lamott "How do you get to Carnegie Hall?! Limo, limo, limo!" 4057
389 April 30, 2008 (no word) Noah Feldman "Duck, duck, duck, truth!" 4058

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