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Season 3 (2007) September
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| # | First aired | "The Wørd" | Studio guest | Introductory phrase | Prod# |
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| 305 | September 10, 2007 | Honor-Bound | Bjorn Lomborg | It's okay to wear white after Labor Day...as long as it's between red and blue. This is The Colbert Report. | 3112 |
| Dr. Colbert welcomes global warm trooper, Bjorn Lomborg, to The Eagle's Nest | |||||
| 306 | September 11, 2007 | Southsourcing | Garrison Keillor | This is the church, this is the steeple, open the doors, get in there you atheists! This is The Colbert Report. | 3113 |
| Somehow a filthy liberal got booked on the anniversary of Patriot's Day. Stephen makes up for it by discussing the candidacy of Fred Thompson. | |||||
| 307 | September 12, 2007 | Re-run | Joel Klein | "Have you ever looked at a cloud and thought it looked like something else? Then stop smoking dope! This is The Colbert Report." | 3114 |
| Stephen welcomes the chancellor of New York schools, Joel Klein to find out how schools are faring the free market. | |||||
| 308 | September 13, 2007 | (no word) | Ed Begley Jr. | "The opinions expressed in this broadcast do not reflect the opinions of Comedy Central, MTV Networks or the Viacom Corporation because they're all cowards!" | 3115 |
| Yet another Hollywood liberal cannot resist the lure of bright lights and Stephen as Ed Begley's kid shills his TV show "Living With Ed". | |||||
| 309 | September 18, 2007 | Let My People Go | Susan Sarandon | "I have had it up to here (raises hand to chin) and also down to there (lowers hand above eyebrows), but in between, I'm good (hands frame face)." | 3116 |
| And yet one more Hollywood liberal cannot resist the lure of bright lights as Stephen faces off against the harpy wife of noted nutcase Time Robbins, Susan Sarandon. Also, Barry Manilow drops by to share how he and Tony Bennett are conspiring to have Richard Marx win Stephen's 2008 Emmy award next year. | |||||
| 310 | September 19, 2007 | Solitarity | Naomi Wolf | "Sorry egg fans; it's the chicken. End of argument." | 3117 |
| Stephen welcomes feminist and author of The End of America: A Letter of Warning To A Young Patriot, Naomi Wolf. | |||||
| 311 | September 20, 2007 | Market Forces | Jeffrey Toobin | "Hey, Reading Rainbow! Stop promoting the Homo-literate agenda." | 3118 |
| Stephen welcomes legal writer and author of The Nine: Inside the Secret World of the Supreme Court, Jeffrey Toobin. | |||||
| 312 | September 23, 2007 | Na Na-Na Na Na Na | Thomas Friedman | "One small step for me, one giant leap for Me Kind." | 3119 |
| Stephen welcomes a man who has been right about Iraq from day one, Thomas Friedman. He'll ask him why he wrote the book The World Is Flat. Was it to confuse the new co-host of The View? | |||||
| 313 | September 25, 2007 | (no word) | John Grisham | "It's the thought that counts, and so far, I'm up to zero." | 3120 |
| Why kill all the lawyers first? Let's start with lawyers-turned-authors like John Grisham, who has just written a new book Playing For Pizza: A Novel. | |||||
| 314 | September 26, 2007 | A Word From Our Sponsors | Tony Bennett | "I'm livin' high on the hog, and let me tell you: hogs make a terrible foundation." | 3121 |
| Stephen finds out if Tony Bennett left his heterosexuality in San Francisco on his way to stealing Stephen's Emmy in Los Angeles. | |||||
| 315 | September 27, 2007 | Early Immunization | David Schwartz | "The answer to tonight's sudoku is 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, not necessarily in that order." | 3122 |
| Stephen finds out how and why Hollywood is destroying America from David Schwartz, the chief curator of the Museum of the Moving Image. | |||||