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Season 3 (2007) October
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| # | First aired | "The Wørd" | Studio guest | Introductory phrase | Prod# |
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| 316 | October 1, 2007 | Evitable | Charlie Savage | "New York Mets, congratulations on your record-setting season." | 3123 |
| Stephen welcomes the author of Takeover: The Return of the Imperial Presidency and the Subversion of American Democracy, Charlie Savage | |||||
| 317 | October 2, 2007 | Troops Out Now | John Mearsheimer | "Hey pennyloafers! Get to work and earn that money." | 3124 |
| Stephen welcomes University of Chicago political scientist and co-author of The Israel Lobby and U.S. Foreign Policy (with Stephen M. Walt), John Mearsheimer. | |||||
| 318 | October 3, 2007 | (no word) | Jim Lovell | "I may disagree with what you say, but I will fight to the death for my right to fight you to the death." | 3125 |
| Houston, we have an astronaut. Stephen welcomes Apollo 13 Commander Jim Lovell. | |||||
| 319 | October 4, 2007 | Catastrophe | John Kao | "I already picked out my Halloween costume: I'm going as a guy who's always right." | 3126 |
| Stephen welcomes entrepreneur, educator and author of Innovation Nation: How America Is Losing Its Innovation Edge, Why It Matters, and What We Can Do to Get It Back', John Kao. | |||||
| 320 | October 8, 2007 | Medium Matters | George Saunders | "It's Columbus Day! But I won't rest until all the state capitals are recognized." | 3127 |
| Stephen welcomes Syracuse University professor and author of The Braindead Megaphone, George Saunders. | |||||
| 321 | October 9, 2007 | Mighty Duck | Stephen Colbert | "The following anger has been formatted to fit your television screen." | 3128 |
| Stephen welcomes someone he's intimately familiar with... (but not sexually.) Stephen Colbert. | |||||
| 322 | October 10, 2007 | Americon Dream | Wesley Clark | "Kraft Foods: I'd make a great pasta shape." | 3129 |
| Stephen welcomes former NATO supreme commander in Europe and author of A Time to Lead: For Duty, Honor and Country, General Wesley Clark. | |||||
| 323 | October 11, 2007 | (no word) | Chris Jordan | "This will get the fight song right out of your head: By Mennen!" | 3130 |
| Stephen learns from artist Chris Jordan how much cans of soda can be lined up as an aluminum wall. | |||||
| 324 | October 15, 2007 | Enviro-medal Disaster | Paul Glastris and Dennis Kucinich | "An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough." | 3131 |
| Dennis Kucinich empties his pockets and Paul Glastris reveals his unusual college ranking. Stephen's alma mater, Dartmouth, ranks 75. | |||||
| 325 | October 16, 2007 | (no word) | Bob Drogin | "The following program was supposed to contain scenes of brief nudity...thanks alot network" | 3132 |
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| 326 | October 17, 2007 | (no word) | Garry Kasparov | "You might wanna add water, because this show is concentrated truth!" | 3133 |
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| 327 | October 18, 2007 | (no word) | Craig Newmark | "Error 404 Introduction to show not found!" | 3134 |
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| 328 | October 29, 2007 | Absinthetinence | Richard Berman | "Hey, babies! Where did I go?!" | 3135 |
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| 329 | October 30, 2007 | (no word) | Craig Venter | "The following anger is based on a true story..." | 3136 |
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| 330 | October 31, 2007 | Job Description | Col. Lawrence Wilkerson | "This show is filmed in front of a dead studio audience! This is The Col-scare Report! (maniacal laugh)" | 3137 |
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