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Season 3 (2007) MarchEdit

# First aired "The Wørd" Studio guest Introductory phrase Prod#
221 03/01/2007 Bury The Lead Larry King "Hey! America! Are you thinking what I'm thinking? You soon will be." 3028
Stephen welcomes biblical figure Larry King to The Report.


222 03/05/2007 none Mara Vanderslice, Ben & Jerry "Honk if you love the truth, and please stop watching TV while you're driving." 3029
Stephen welcomes Christian activist and political organizer Mara Vanderslice to The Colbert Report and the greatest Ice Cream flavor ever created is unveiled.


223 03/06/2007 WWJD Mark Frauenfelder "For best results, apply this program four times daily." 3030
Stephen wins $370,000,000 in the Mega Millions jackpot and welcomes as his guest the editor of Make magazine, author and The Internets blogger, Mark Frauenfelder.


224 03/07/2007 Don't Michael Specter "Farewell Ernest Gallo. In your honor, I'm doing tonight's show hammered." 3031
Stephen issues A Rare Correction and The Report is graced by the presence of New York Times writer and inventor of 'The Wall of Sound' Michael Specter.


225 03/08/2007 Comic Justice Ted Koppel "You gotta crack a few eggs to make an omelette; that's not a metaphor, I want someone to make me an omelette..." 3032
Stephen welcomes pinko-commie-liberal former ABC newsman and host of Nightline Ted Koppel.


226 03/12/2007 Home Field Advantage Nicholas D. Kristof "Then, can anyone loan me twenty bucks? I can go to a cash machine right after the show." 3033
Stephen welcomes New York Times columnist Nicholas Kristof and accepts the indestructible shield of fallen superhero Captain America.


227 03/13/2007 Goodnight Michael Eric Dyson "I'm the host, which makes you my guests. Hope you brought some wine, it's polite." 3034
Stephen discusses the "Gonzales Eight" - fired U.S. attorneys, and welcomes his black philosopher friend, Avalon Foundation Professor in the Humanities at the University of Pennsylvania Michael Eric Dyson to The Report to discuss his latest book Debating Race.


228 03/14/2007 High Fidelity Ed Viesturs "It's π Day today - 3.14. That must be why I'm acting so irrational." 3035
Stephen discusses the "Gonzales Eight" controversy, the NCAA tournament in another edition of Stephen Colbert's Sport Report, and welcomes acclaimed mountaineer and filmmaker Ed Viesturs. He'll ask Ed why he's climbed Mount Everest so many times - and he won't take "because it's there" as an answer.


229 03/15/2007 none Ayaan Hirsi Ali "Beware, tonight's Ides of March Alert Level is at orange." 3036
Stephen interviews Phil Hare for his profile of Illinois' 17th District, The Fightin' 17th - part 44 of Better Know A District - and welcomes the author of Infidel: My Life Ayaan Hirsi Ali.


230 03/19/2007 Pound of Flesh Jerome Groopman "Well, my bracket is shot" 3037
Stephen welcomes one of the world's leading researchers in cancer and AIDS, Jerome Groopman, M.D., Professor of Medicine at Harvard Medical School. Stephen also reminds Americans about threats to our well-being and awarded another Alpha Dog of the Week.


231 03/20/2007 Supernatural Willie Nelson "Hey camels, stop showing off and drink something." 3038
Tonight Stephen welcomes country music legend Willie Nelson. He'll ask Willie why Ben & Jerry made an ice cream out of shredded tax forms, hash and peaches in his honor. Plus, Oshawa bin Laden, Canada is celebrating a very special day, are you?


232 03/21/2007 Sex Benjamin Barber "It's the first day of Spring. Birds and bees - wait 'til you're married." 3039
Tonight Stephen adds New York's 22nd district, the Fightin' 22nd! to the Better Know A District map and welcomes University of Maryland professor and author of Consumed: How Markets Corrupt Children, Infantilize Adults, and Swallow Citizens Whole, Benjamin Barber.


233 03/22/2007 none Katie Couric "America, your letter-writing campaign was successful. The show's coming back tonight." 3040
Perky CBS evening news anchor Katie Couric shares her tips on how to piss off a veteran newsman like Dan Rather by replacing him with a perky, less-experienced female, plus another edition of Stephen Colbert's Sport Report including a call with Saginaw Spirit Coach Bob Mancini.


234 03/26/2007 none John Perry Barlow "Warning. As refreshing as it is, this show will not replace your electrolytes." 3041
Tonight Stephen shares highlights from Oshawa, Ontario's Stephen Colbert Day celebration and welcomes the co-founder of the Electronic Frontier Foundation, John Barlow.


235 03/27/2007 none Madeleine Albright, James Fallows "Nation? You're like a family to me. That's why this year I'm claiming you all as dependents." 3042
Tonight Stephen discusses the ongoing crisis with Iran with former Clinton Administration Secretary of State Madeleine Albright. Also James Fallows, author of Blind Into Baghdad: America's War in Iraq, plus another edition of Tip of the Hat, Wag of the Finger.


236 03/28/2007 Monkey Business Jabari Asim "This one's for the old Blue, White and Red. Not necessarily in that order." 3043
Stephen welcomes Washington Post columnist on politics, popular culture and social issues, and author of The N Word, Jabari Asim.


237 03/29/2007 Lemon-Raid Clive James "If you're doing yoga, time to transition into the Downward-facing Eagle." 3044
Tonight Stephen names his Alpha Dog of the Week and welcomes renowned critic and author of Cultural Amnesia: Necessary Memories from History and the Arts, Clive James.


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