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Season 3 (2007) February
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| # | First aired | "The Wørd" | Studio guest | Introductory phrase | Prod# |
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| 209 | 02/01/2007 | We Shall Overcome | Senator Charles Schumer | "SuperBowl Sunday isn't for three more days, but Colbert Report Thursday starts right now." | 3016 |
| Stephen welcomes New York Senator Charles Schumer. | |||||
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| 210 | 02/05/2007 | Second Opinion | Wendy Kopp | "Hey, Peyton Manning - I'm going to Disney World too! Let's go halvsies on a day pass." | 3017 |
| Stephen introduces the newest in his series of man-seed and welcomes Wendy Kopp, head of Teach for America. | |||||
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| 211 | 02/06/2007 | Making A Killing | Charlie LeDuff | "I'm attacking America's enemies like a spurned astronaut." | 3018 |
| Stephen welcomes Charlie LeDuff, star of Hogan's Heroes and author of US Guys: The True and Twisted Mind of the American Man. | |||||
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| 212 | 02/07/2007 | Silence | Stephen Pinker | "Fall in love with Stephen Colbert all over again...This is The Colbert Report!" | 3019 |
| Another episode in the continuing adventures of Tek Jansen and Stephen welcomes another Stephen, cognitive psychologist Steven Pinker; a professor at Harvard University and author of The Humanities and Human Nature. | |||||
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| 213 | 02/08/2007 | none | Chris Hedges | (following Stephen's brief summary of topics and guests for the night) "...and if you think that sounds good, you'll enjoy this show." | 3020 |
| Stephen welcomes Chris Hedges, author of American Fascists: The Christian Right and The War on America. Stephen tries to answer the question on Debra Dickerson's mind: Is Obama black? Stephen also tries to answer the question on everyone else's minds: Is Loretta Sanchez A Whore? | |||||
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| 214 | 02/12/2007 | Inappropriate | Michael Oppenheimer | "Happy Birthday, Charles Darwin... in Hell." | 3021 |
| Stephen covers the results of the 2007 Grammy Awards, plus more hat tips and finger wags. He also welcomes climate scientist and grandson of the atomic bomb, Michael Oppenheimer. | |||||
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| 215 | 02/13/2007 | Frenemy | Sheryl WuDunn | no intro | 3022 |
| A Colbert Report Special Report Apocalypse Mao: Murdered by the Orient's Success and Stephen welcomes the leader of the WuDunn Clan, Sheryl WuDunn. | |||||
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| 216 | 02/14/2007 | Bad Medicine | Lance Armstrong | "Nation? Be mine." | 3023 |
| Stephen welcomes uni-balled bicyclist Lance Armstrong. | |||||
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| 217 | 02/15/2007 | none | Shashi Tharoor | "There's an 'i' in 'team' the way I spell it." | 3024 |
| Stephen learns more about what to expect from his Mastermedia International Day of Prayer from LOST creator J.J. Abrams and single mother Murphy Brown, and welcomes former Undersecretary General for Communications and Public Information at the United Nations Shashi Tharoor. | |||||
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| 218 | 02/26/2007 | Success | Zev Chafets | "And the award for the Best Adaptation of the Truth goes to..." | 3025 |
| Stephen's Sound Advice on Avoiding Humiliation On The Campaign Trail, a review of the 2007 Academy Awards including host Billy Crystal and Stephen welcomes the author of A Match Made In Heaven, Zev Chafets. | |||||
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| 219 | 02/27/2007 | Recoil | Dr. Craig Venter | "A portion of tonight's show has been recorded at frequencies only dogs can hear. This is The Colbert Report." | 3026 |
| Stephen fends off the godless science of Dr. Craig Venter, mapper of the human genome with Frances Collins. | |||||
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| 220 | 02/28/2007 | none | Nina Jablonski | "February if you had any balls you'd be three days longer." | 3027 |
| Stephen welcomes cousin of Heywood Jablome and author of Skin: A Natural History, anthropologist Nina Jablonski to The Report. | |||||
