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Date: November 6, 2008

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Episode: 476

Production code: 4145

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IntroEdit

International Man of History "Obama's victory: the international community weighs in! But, it's in metric, so who cares!" Rachel Getting Harried "Plus, my guest is MSNBC's Rachel Maddow! I'll ask her who de-froths Keith Olbermann's mouth during commercials!" The Spy Who Loved Himself "Then, I find out what it take to be a spy! Or, do I!? I do!" Hey, did you guys see tonight's episode of The Colbert Report!? This is The Colbert Report! ~ Stephen Colbert November 6, 2008 The Colbert Report

Contents 1 Production Info 2 Intro 3 Election Blues 4 UnAmerican News 5 Stephen Colbert's Fallback Position 6 Interview 7 Epilogue 8 Gallery 9 Motherload Videos 10 External Tubes 11 Reviews and Comments

Election BluesEdit

• Dr. Colbert is upset
  • he took his rage out on a punching bag, but had to stop after the first shotgun blast

• Democrats spayed pitbull Sarah Palin

• Dr. Colbert is gracious and will accept Obama as long as he is able to defeat the giant spider that lives underneath the White House
  • last challenge on the way to the White House
  • go down into the pit armed with only a sword and his wits
    • he can only become president after emerging with the prized amulet that holds the veto pen

• Obama is not the first black American president, that honor goes to Calvin Watts, Jr.
  • devoured by giant spider
  • Carter beat the spider

• every four years they replace the spider

• Obama is up to the challenge

UnAmerican NewsEdit

Obama Edition

• Africa
  • jubilation in Kenya
  • declared today a national holiday

• France
  • Sarkozy wrote a letter, implying TGPE was not leading the way

• Ukrainee
  • Yulia Tymenshenko (sp), Prime Minister

• Turkey
  • Ersin (sp), professor
    • needs a name tuck

• Peru
  • ritual with sacred llama fetus
    • wrong llama fetus, all votes go to Nader

Stephen Colbert's Fallback PositionEdit

• people are losing their jobs left and right
  • so are pundits
    • forced to tell people what to think for change on the subway

• spy is a recession proof job
• International Spy Museum
• Stephen Colbert's Fallback Position

• Peter Ernest

• doesn't normally wear a tuxedo
• promises nto to yell during the whole interview

• was 25 in clandestine service
• never killed anyone, but couldn't really tell anyone
  • may have been 7

• never seduced a woman spy on a mission

• no seduction, cold-blooded humping

• intelligence medal of merit
  • no longer undercover

• won't sell his medal to Stephen

• difference between spy and magician
  • engage in deception, illusion

• was thinking of the 4 of clubs

• adopted a whole new identity

• was born in Scotland

• next week Dr. Colbert will learn what sacrifices are needed to become a spy
  • things may or may not go up your butt!

InterviewEdit

• Rachel Maddow
• host of the Rachel Maddow show, Stephen wonders who it is? Oh, it's Rachel Maddow!

• she's half a Newfie

• she has no Peabodys
  • just say you have some, no one checks

• tries to go beyond the surface, or shiny part

• she doesn't look like a policy dork

• believes government has a role in governance
  • it's not the answer

• we only have one government is Benedict Arnold talk

• Katrina was a success
  • because the government isn't supposed to help
  • they proved it

• Bush smells like a pine forest
  • also has soft hands
    • like shaking hands with the Pillsbury doughboy

• just present the news without the satire

• may need a hemp-powered radio to get Air America Radio

• Olbermann is crazy
  • thinks he's a chicken

• called Olbermann the king of cable
  • earned a nailing from Stephen's Mob

• as a consolation, Stephen declared her "Queen of cable"

EpilogueEdit

• Dr. Colbert sat at the fireplace
  • Mom Colbert's 88th birthday
    • to this day he still doesn't know her first name

• she's wonderful
  • America owes her alot

• baking her a birthday cake in the fire

• wish Mom Colbert an 88
  • sing "Happy Birthday" to her in Latin

Felicem natalem Diem

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O cara ephen stay olbertcay omsmay

Felicem natalem Diem

Et Pluri Mas!

GalleryEdit

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Reviews and CommentsEdit