Production InfoEdit

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Date: July 31, 2008

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Episode: 429

Production code: 4098

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IntroEdit

Green for a Day "How to be environmentally correct! Step One: don't tell the environment it has a nice rack!" Claws for Alarm "Then, is eating lobster hazardous to your health!? It is if you neglect to kill them first!" Buzz Buster "And, it's Astronaut Thursday! My guest is Buzz Aldrin! I'll film my interview on a soundstage in Arizona!" Frère Jacques, frère Jacques! Dormez-truth! This is The Colbert Report! ~ Stephen Colbert July 31, 2008 The Colbert Report

Contents 1 Production Info 2 Intro 3 Bad Economy 4 Energy 5 Cheating Death 6 Interview 7 Epilogue 8 Gallery 9 Motherload Videos 10 External Tubes 11 Reviews and Comments

Bad EconomyEdit

• 2 quarters in office vending machine, Stephen bought a house
• Starbucks cutting jobs
  • Barry, the barrista working at the Starbucks under Dr. Colbert's C-Desk.
  • Fred, the barrista working at the Starbucks under the other side OF DR. Colbert's C-Desk
  • Barry was let go July 31, 2008

EnergyEdit

• U.N. is raising AC from 72 to 77 degrees

• Brendan Koerner, Slate's originator of "Green Lantern" column
• discussed complex issues with Dr. Colbert

Cheating DeathEdit

• your test scores are in, and you are positive Me
  • kidney function is not a right, its a privilege

• Lobster eating
  • parts may be poisonous

• Prescott's Crustaceaa-Drine
  • acts quickly to calm
• Side Effects
  • thorasic geysers
  • inability to breath on weekends

• Mental Health
  • Montreal psychiatrists
    • Truman Show delusion

• Prescott's Vaxaloon
  • makes you believe you're in another Jim Carey movie
• Side Effects
  • rectal frosting
  • Arby's mouth
  • tennis scrotum

• Swimming Saftey
  • wait 20 minutes
• someone is pooping in our pools (The Poopacabra)

• Prescott's Happy Splash
  • pure hydrochloric acid
• Side Effects
  • petuitary ferns
  • skeletal xylophoning
  • teriyaki lung

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InterviewEdit

• Buzz Aldrin
  • "Astronaut Thursday"

EpilogueEdit

• Dr. Colbert thanked guest, Brendan Koerner, who wrote a book, Now The Hell Will Start
• and bumped Buzz's movie, Fly Me To The Moon, which will open August 15, 2008

GalleryEdit

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External TubesEdit

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Reviews and CommentsEdit