Production InfoEdit

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Date: July 24, 2008

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Episode: 425

Production code: 4094

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The Check-InEdit

Dr. Colbert talks with His Jew Friend about his guest from last night, Nas. He revealed that he was shot 8 times last night.

IntroEdit

Homo-Sect-ual "The Anglican Church is split over gay priests! It's the biggest religious controversy since Scientologists decided to admit gay thetans!" Foul Balkan "Then, Serbian war criminal, Radovan Karadžić, is finally captured! His fatal mistake!? Disguising himself as Slobodan Milošević!" The Eagle's Guest Has Landed "And, after ninety-five days in space, astronaut Garrett Reisman is here to answer my questions along with the alien that will burst out of his chest!" Count your blessings, America!(gives a thumbs up and points to himself) One! This is The Colbert Report!</center></div> <center> ~ Stephen Colbert </center> <center> <b>July 24, 2008</b> The Colbert Report </center>

Contents 1 Production Info 2 The Check-In 3 Intro 4 Obama's World Tour 5 Anglican Church Summit 6 Threat Down! 7 Interview 8 Epilogue 9 Gallery 10 Motherload Videos 11 External Tubes 12 Reviews and Comments

Obama's World TourEdit

• the adoration was unexpected, but not undeserved
• Dr. Colbert
  • plane powered by media's flash photography
• Senate Committee for Lion-fighting
• Jetpack Caucus
• Obama's prayer to God:
  • Dear God, Please protect my nuts from Jesse Jackson

• Obama copies his wall-tearing-down policies from the Kool-Aid man

• McCain had lunch at a sausage house
  • invitations said: "Come to John McCain's Sausage Party!"

Anglican Church SummitEdit

• conference happens every 10 years
• controversy
  • American Anglicans are called Episcopalians
    • They elected a gay

• God's strict "Don't Ask; Go To Hell" policy
• Dumbledore is Archibishop of Canterbury's cousin

• Laurie Goodstein
  • New York Times reporter
• the pronunciation of schism is itself a schism, but Dr. Colbert is right

Threat Down!Edit

• Threat #4!
  • New age Healers!
    • Dr. Colbert does his own acupuncture
  • Bosnian-Serbian fugitive war criminal Radovan Karadžić was finally captured after hiding as a new age healer
    • all new age healers are serial killers

• Threat #3!
  • Island of Greece
  • Lesbos does not have the exclusive right to the word lesbian
    • Lesbians can be from anywhere

• Threat #2!
  • Granite Countertops!

InterviewEdit

• Dr. Garrett Reisman
  • astronaut returned to earth after 95 days in space, Stephen will ask him if he saw his balls from space

• WristStrong Bracelet

EpilogueEdit

• special message for Heroes with "Colbert Report Decoder Rings"
  • there are no Colbert Report Decoder Rings

GalleryEdit

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Reviews and CommentsEdit