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Date:
June 23, 2008 		Season:
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414 		Production code:
4083
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[edit] The Check-In

  • Dr. Colbert asks His Jew Friend how to remove fig newton stains off suede.

[edit] Intro

  • Equality Time
"There is racial progress in South Africa! I hope this means I can start buying Blood Diamonds again!"
  • The Audacity of Nope
"Then Barack Obama rejects public financing! Apparently he's not only a Secret Muslim, he's a secret hypocrite!"
  • Class Half Empty
"Plus, my guest, Barbara Ehrenreich, has a new book called 'This Land Is Their Land'! I assume she means the Chinese!"


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Guests of The Colbert Report stay at the luxurious Crashing With A Friend!
This is The Colbert Report.
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~ Stephen Colbert
June 23, 2008 The Colbert Report


Contents

[edit] One Year Anniversary

  • June 21- the day when Stephen broke his wrist!
    • he's fine now
  • promised to never again to break a fall with his hands
  • has stitches on the bridge of his nose, map of Norway under his right eye
    • maybe tried to break the record of breaking
  • Hollywood has a campaign of face violence

[edit] Race

  • Stephen points race out on the street
  • America has a problem with it
  • low racial sensitivity
  • South Africa
  • Dr. Colbert divides the grocery store into "Cheese" and "Not Cheese"

[edit] Tip of the Hat, Wag of the Finger

  • weatehrmen have become wishy-washy
  • Wag of the Finger
    • to Obama for flip-flopping like John McCain
  • Tip of the Hat
    • to Obama for being a regular politician
  • Wag
    • for California
      • Universal Studios fire was a warning from God
      • California turned two old lady roommates gay
  • Reservoir Tip
    • to scientists at the South Pole
      • condom 16,488 for a year's supply of condoms
  • Wag
    • high fuel prices


[edit] Interview

  • Barbara Ehrenreich
  • wrote a book about the chasm between the rich and the poor, Dr. Colbert calls it the East River
  • book The Land Is Their Land
  • Stephen has and needs a security guard
  • insulted Stephen by saying he isn't "super rich"
  • the poor don't work hard enough and don't have TV shows
  • not asking Stephen to be compassionate, which is good because he has Compassion Fatigue
  • the lottery helps the poor get back to work because it makes them think they could one day be rich

[edit] Epilogue

Dr. Colbert sincerely hoped that The Heroes enjoyed watching him for the last half hour, because now, he will be watching us.

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