Production InfoEdit

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Date: May 28, 2008

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Episode: 400

Production code: 4069

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IntroEdit

Seventh Inning Kvetch "Little League baseball players are under attack! And not just by the rival team's fathers!" Sickening When Wet "Plus, is there something in our water!? I mean besides all that "agua" all those Mexicans smuggled in!" Claire In Present Danger "Plus, my guest, Missouri senator, Claire McCaskill is supporting Barack Obama! Well, you'll never inspire young women now, U.S. Senator, Claire McCaskill!" Tonight's show is brought to you by the number One and the letter Me! This is The Colbert Report. ~ Stephen Colbert May 28, 2008 The Colbert Report

Contents 1 Production Info 2 Intro 3 SEGMENT1 4 Stephen Cannot Stand Kids 5 Cheating Death 6 Interview 7 Epilogue 8 Gallery 9 Motherload Videos 10 External Tubes 11 Reviews and Comments

SEGMENT1Edit

• Fleet Week
  • yell "Hot damn!" to every sailor you see
  • "Warm dang!" is also acceptable

• Mars lander
  • water means there might be microbes
    • tiny martian molecular creatures that have been trapped beneath the surface

• Microbe Beat!

Stephen Cannot Stand KidsEdit

• "I deserve an education!"
• "Leave me some oil!"
• The Word: Brushback Pitch

Cheating DeathEdit

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• Hydrating
• Pet Health
• Plastic Surgery

InterviewEdit

• Claire McCaskill
  • brought Stephen bears
  • supports The Secret Muslim for president

EpilogueEdit

• for those burning the midnight oil: it's time to switch to electricity!

GalleryEdit

Motherload VideosEdit

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External TubesEdit

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Reviews and CommentsEdit