The Colbert Report/Episodes/EpGuide/Episode 398
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[edit] Production Info
| Date: May 15, 2008 | Season: | Episode: 398 | Production code: 4067 |
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[edit] Intro
~ Stephen Colbert May 15, 2008 The Colbert Report
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[edit] Special Holidays
- Dr. Colbert loves an enthusiastic peter-out
- Happy American Craft Beer Week!
- not a fake holiday like Grandparents' Day or Women's History Month
- recognized by Congress
- not a fake holiday like Grandparents' Day or Women's History Month
- Stephen discovered a tasty number: Pabst
- it's good it won a Blue Ribbon
- even good warm
[edit] John Edwards Endorsement
- gave it to Barack Hussein Obama
- proof Obama is elitist
- his friend has a $400 haircut
- Edwards didn't get his jet ski yet
- there is plenty of environmental damage not being done by Edwards, which Stephen will have to make up for
- Hillary must be pissed
- if Edwards gets one from the Clinton campaign, have someone else start it
[edit] Bush At The Knesset
- Hit all the high points:
- shalom
- seder
- Abraham
- Hitler
- even gave them a card
- Secret Time-traveling Nazi Muslim!
[edit] Stephen Watches CNN
- likes to place bets on whether there is food in Blitzer's beard
- $500 bucks on noodle something
- The Word: Jail Sweet Jail
- Corrections Corporations of America
- competition in incarceration
- Corrections Corporations of America
[edit] Rebate Check!
- Stephen received his rebate check
- Stephen loves his job
- and loves his boss, Sumner Redstone
- might not be enough to quit your job
Stephen Colbert's Bears & Balls!
- rising food prices, save money on food
- an alternative place to shop
- Big flammable elephant in the room
- The Colbert Tyro
[edit] Interview
- Andrei Cherny
- I'm no expert, but how much damage can a Hershy bar do?
- believed humanitarian aid ended the march of communism and not Ronald Reagan
[edit] Epilogue
- Stephen announces he will be off for a week and recommends watching his reruns.
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