Production InfoEdit

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Date: May 15, 2008

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Episode: 398

Production code: 4067

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IntroEdit

Open Big House "States are releasing prisoners early to save money! This is your lucky day Wesley Snipes!" Tax & Spend "Then, how should you spend your tax rebate check?! For tips visit The Colbert Nation Online Gift Shop™!" My Interview with Andrei "Plus, my guest, Andrei Cherny, calls the 1948 Berlin airlift 'America's Finest Hour'! What about the final episode of M*A*S*H!?" Good things come to those who wait... ... This is The Colbert Report. ~ Stephen Colbert May 15, 2008 The Colbert Report

Contents 1 Production Info 2 Intro 3 Special Holidays 4 John Edwards Endorsement 5 Bush At The Knesset 6 Stephen Watches CNN 7 Rebate Check! 8 Interview 9 Epilogue 10 Gallery 11 Motherload Videos 12 External Tubes 13 Reviews and Comments

Special HolidaysEdit

• Dr. Colbert loves an enthusiastic peter-out
• Happy American Craft Beer Week!
  • not a fake holiday like Grandparents' Day or Women's History Month
    • recognized by Congress
• Stephen discovered a tasty number: Pabst
  • it's good it won a Blue Ribbon
  • even good warm

John Edwards EndorsementEdit

• gave it to Barack Hussein Obama
• proof Obama is elitist
  • his friend has a $400 haircut
• Edwards didn't get his jet ski yet
  • there is plenty of environmental damage not being done by Edwards, which Stephen will have to make up for
• Hillary must be pissed
  • if Edwards gets one from the Clinton campaign, have someone else start it

Bush At The KnessetEdit

• Hit all the high points:
  • shalom
  • seder
  • Abraham
  • Hitler
• even gave them a card
• Secret Time-traveling Nazi Muslim!

Stephen Watches CNNEdit

• likes to place bets on whether there is food in Blitzer's beard
  • $500 bucks on noodle something
• The Word: Jail Sweet Jail
  • Corrections Corporations of America
    • competition in incarceration

Rebate Check!Edit

• Stephen received his rebate check
  • Stephen loves his job
  • and loves his boss, Sumner Redstone
• might not be enough to quit your job

Stephen Colbert's Bears & Balls!

• rising food prices, save money on food
• an alternative place to shop
• Big flammable elephant in the room
• The Colbert Tyro

InterviewEdit

• Andrei Cherny
  • I'm no expert, but how much damage can a Hershy bar do?
  • believed humanitarian aid ended the march of communism and not Ronald Reagan

EpilogueEdit

• Stephen announces he will be off for a week and recommends watching his reruns.

GalleryEdit

Motherload VideosEdit

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External TubesEdit

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Reviews and CommentsEdit