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[edit] Production Info

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May 15, 2008 		Season:
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398 		Production code:
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[edit] Intro

  • Open Big House
"States are releasing prisoners early to save money! This is your lucky day Wesley Snipes!"
  • Tax & Spend
"Then, how should you spend your tax rebate check?! For tips visit The Colbert Nation Online Gift Shop™!"
  • My Interview with Andrei
"Plus, my guest, Andrei Cherny, calls the 1948 Berlin airlift 'America's Finest Hour'! What about the final episode of M*A*S*H!?"


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Good things come to those who wait...



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This is The Colbert Report.
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~ Stephen Colbert
May 15, 2008 The Colbert Report


Contents

[edit] Special Holidays

  • Dr. Colbert loves an enthusiastic peter-out
  • Happy American Craft Beer Week!
    • not a fake holiday like Grandparents' Day or Women's History Month
      • recognized by Congress
  • Stephen discovered a tasty number: Pabst
    • it's good it won a Blue Ribbon
    • even good warm

[edit] John Edwards Endorsement

  • gave it to Barack Hussein Obama
  • proof Obama is elitist
    • his friend has a $400 haircut
  • Edwards didn't get his jet ski yet
    • there is plenty of environmental damage not being done by Edwards, which Stephen will have to make up for
  • Hillary must be pissed
    • if Edwards gets one from the Clinton campaign, have someone else start it

[edit] Bush At The Knesset

[edit] Stephen Watches CNN

  • likes to place bets on whether there is food in Blitzer's beard
    • $500 bucks on noodle something
  • The Word: Jail Sweet Jail
    • Corrections Corporations of America
      • competition in incarceration

[edit] Rebate Check!

  • Stephen received his rebate check
  • might not be enough to quit your job

Stephen Colbert's Bears & Balls!

  • rising food prices, save money on food
  • an alternative place to shop
  • Big flammable elephant in the room
  • The Colbert Tyro


[edit] Interview

  • Andrei Cherny
    • I'm no expert, but how much damage can a Hershy bar do?
    • believed humanitarian aid ended the march of communism and not Ronald Reagan

[edit] Epilogue

  • Stephen announces he will be off for a week and recommends watching his reruns.

[edit] Gallery

[edit] Motherload Videos

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[edit] Reviews and Comments

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