Production InfoEdit

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Date: May 12, 2008

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Episode: 395

Production code: 4064

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IntroEdit

Proof's In The Putin "Vladimir Putin relinquishes power! Then immediately linquishes it back!" Jet Lag "Then airline are saving gas by flying slower! I'm saving time by flying private! " The Wizard And Oz "And, I'll talk to Mehmet Oz, author of "You, The Owner's Manual"! I hope I don't have to call INdia to do tech support on myself!" The price of stamps rose a penny! Sweet, I just made 20 cents on my pack of "forever stamps"! This is The Colbert Report. ~ Stephen Colbert May 12, 2008 The Colbert Report

Contents 1 Production Info 2 Intro 3 SEGMENT1 3.1 End of Cold War 4 Threat Down! 5 Interview 6 Epilogue 7 Gallery 8 Motherload Videos 9 External Tubes 10 Reviews and Comments

SEGMENT1Edit

• Mothers' Day
  • put on a wig and a dress
    • got a free mimosa and a brunch
    • went home and watched "Psycho"

• Terry McAuliffe
  • did his entire Meet The Press interview in one breath
    • something David Blaine could never do
  • threatened Tim Russert's father ever so veiledly

End of Cold WarEdit

• continues if any walls remain in Berlin
• your Cold War Update (Stephen discusses Red Menaces)

Threat Down!Edit

• #5 Airlines!
  • flying jets slower
  • Stephen vows to only vacation where he can go by foot or family-pult
• #4 Woman's softball!
  • women are a threat to sports
    • Sports does good for people: express violence and blind, regional hatred
• #3 Keyboards!
  • five times the germs of toilet seats
  • Stephen wants to know who's rubbing their ass on our keyboards?
    • used to do it to John Stewart's keyboard all the time
  • if you do it, leave a note
• #2 Isabella Rossellini!
  • trying to get Stephen to have sex with bugs
  • Stephen's policy: two eyes max.
• #1 Bears!

InterviewEdit

Dr. Mehmet Oz, a friend of Oprah, who, apparently needs the big guns to sell his books!

• book "You: Staying Young: The Owner's Manual for Extending Your Warranty "

EpilogueEdit

• Dr. Colbert introduces a new segment: The Credits That Are Destroying America!

GalleryEdit

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Reviews and CommentsEdit