Production InfoEdit

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Date: May 6, 2008

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Episode: 392

Production code: 4061

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IntroEdit

Bad News Bush "Has President Bush become a political liability!? Please, the president doesn't know the meaning of the word!" Denver Nuggets "Plus, the Democrats face a brokered convention! I'll tell them how to survive: eat Barney Frank!" Gunn Control "And, I'll interview opera singer, Nathan Gunn! I plan to not understand any of it, but end up crying anyway!" Shouldn't it be: 'No we don't have any bananas'!? That's been bugging me for 75 years! This is The Colbert Report. ~ Stephen Colbert May 6, 2008 The Colbert Report

Contents 1 Production Info 2 Intro 3 Dr. Colbert's Leisure Time 4 John McCain 5 Democrats Brokered Convention 5.1 Stephen's Sound Advice 6 Interview 7 Epilogue 8 Gallery 9 Motherload Videos 10 External Tubes 11 Reviews and Comments

Dr. Colbert's Leisure TimeEdit

• Evolution and Human Behavior
  • checks it all the time to see who's winning
• A woman's voice becomes sexier when she is ovulating
  • this oven is preheated and ready to go
  • women counting is always sexy
    • that's why it's called foreplay: by the time she gets to 4, I'm ready to play
    • also why he isn't allowed in his bank
• Dr. Colbert asked Meg to count his pencils (there are 8)
  • Meg has filed 5 complaints about Stephen
    • one on Halloween

John McCainEdit

• the more he learns about him, the more he seems so maverick
• George Bush is a bigger albatros than Reverend Wright
  • shameful considering everything Bush has done to the albatros
  • McCain's white grandmother may be Eve
• The Word Collateral Friendage

Democrats Brokered ConventionEdit

• pot smoke-filled
  • some members of The Mob were in that room earlier
• Karl Rove
  • has won many knife fights against many a glazed ham

Stephen's Sound AdviceEdit

• Special Edition: Karl's Stephen's Sound Advice
• How to Win a Contested Convention

InterviewEdit

• Nathan Gunn
  • opera singer

EpilogueEdit

Nation, don't be a stranger! Unless you see him on the street, then, by all means: be a stranger!

GalleryEdit

Motherload VideosEdit

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External TubesEdit

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Reviews and CommentsEdit