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May 6, 2008 		Season:
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392 		Production code:
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[edit] Intro

  • Bad News Bush
"Has President Bush become a political liability!? Please, the president doesn't know the meaning of the word!"
  • Denver Nuggets
"Plus, the Democrats face a brokered convention! I'll tell them how to survive: eat Barney Frank!"
  • Gunn Control
"And, I'll interview opera singer, Nathan Gunn! I plan to not understand any of it, but end up crying anyway!"


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Shouldn't it be: 'No we don't have any bananas'!? That's been bugging me for 75 years!
This is The Colbert Report.
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~ Stephen Colbert
May 6, 2008 The Colbert Report


Contents

[edit] Dr. Colbert's Leisure Time

  • Evolution and Human Behavior
    • checks it all the time to see who's winning
  • A woman's voice becomes sexier when she is ovulating
    • this oven is preheated and ready to go
    • women counting is always sexy
      • that's why it's called foreplay: by the time she gets to 4, I'm ready to play
      • also why he isn't allowed in his bank
  • Dr. Colbert asked Meg to count his pencils (there are 8)
    • Meg has filed 5 complaints about Stephen
      • one on Halloween

[edit] John McCain

  • the more he learns about him, the more he seems so maverick
  • George Bush is a bigger albatros than Reverend Wright
    • shameful considering everything Bush has done to the albatros
    • McCain's white grandmother may be Eve
  • The Word Collateral Friendage

[edit] Democrats Brokered Convention

  • pot smoke-filled
    • some members of The Mob were in that room earlier
  • Karl Rove
    • has won many knife fights against many a glazed ham

[edit] Stephen's Sound Advice

[edit] Interview

[edit] Epilogue

Nation, don't be a stranger! Unless you see him on the street, then, by all means: be a stranger!

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