Production InfoEdit

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Date: May 5, 2008

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Episode: 391

Production code: 4060

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The Check-InEdit

Dr. Colbert questions his Jew Friend's pushing this "us" idea.

Dr. Colbert bravely renounced Stewart as his pastor.

Stewart admitted to being Jewish, which is a bad thing for a pastor to be, with all this Gefilte this, and meshugena that.

IntroEdit

Petroleum Sell-y "Two candidates propose a gas tax holiday! And it goes over like an unleaded balloon!" Best In Show "Plus, I name an Alpha Dog of the Week! In a dramatic twist, I hump his leg!" Iron Man "And my guest, Carl Hiaasen, has written a book about returning to golf! Please applaud appropriately!" Happy Cinco de Mayo! Remember, tomorrow is a great day to buy a used piñata! This is The Colbert Report. ~ Stephen Colbert May 5, 2008 The Colbert Report

Contents 1 Production Info 2 The Check-In 3 Intro 4 Before Starting The Show 5 Gas Prices 6 Perks That Only Stephen Gets 7 Alpha Dog of The Week 8 Interview 9 Epilogue 10 Gallery 11 Motherload Videos 12 External Tubes 13 Reviews and Comments

Before Starting The ShowEdit

• Dr. Colbert shredded the latest issue of Time magazine
  • he shredded it using the shredder from the C-Desk
• Others in front of Dr. Colbert
  • #1 Donkey Kong inventor
  • #2 Rain

• Dr. Colbert challenged Rain to a dance off
  • final Lincoln-Douglas debate was a disco-off

Gas PricesEdit

• if you don't have a personal relationship with a Saudi Sheik
• demands a novel, yet practical solution
• The Word: Free Gas!

Perks That Only Stephen GetsEdit

• saw a preview of "Speed Racer"
  • stars Rain
• "Speed racer II: Under The Car"
  • two hours of the car repeatedly backing over Rain

Alpha Dog of The WeekEdit

• anonymous Tennessee 911 operator
  • he had the stones to fall asleep during a 911 call
• after awarding this hero, Stephen gave him something to help him fall asleep:
  • HELP! I'M BEING ATTACKED!

InterviewEdit

• Carl Hiaasen
  • golf

EpilogueEdit

• Dr. Colbert thanked his guest Carl Hiaasen and his non-guest Rain for not showing up for the dance-off

LATER THAT NIGHT

• after the mob had left, and Stephen was engaged in his nightly task of fixing the TelePrompTer with a crescent wrench, when suddenly Rain appeared in the midst
• they danced freestyle
• they danced on side-by-side Dance Dance Revolutions
• Stephen was unable to keep up and Rain left just as mysteriously as he arrived.
• Juan has a hose, which he uses to sprinkle Stephen with a light spray. On purpose

GalleryEdit

Motherload VideosEdit

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External TubesEdit

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Reviews and CommentsEdit