Production InfoEdit

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Date: March 12, 2008

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Episode: 365

Production code: 4034

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IntroEdit

Whore Today, Gone Tomorrow "Eliot Spitzer resigns as governor of New York! Where will he find comfort in this difficult time?" Special: K Street "Then, Ethan Nadelman, lobbyist for drug legalization, explains the appeal of jam-bams!" Mista Kurtz, He Dead "Plus, my guest, Howard Kurtz is the media critic for the Washington Post! I'll ask him what he thinks about what I'm asking him!" If I had a nickel for every time I was wrong; I'd be broke! This is The Colbert Report. ~ Stephen Colbert March 12, 2008 The Colbert Report

Contents 1 Production Info 2 Intro 3 Losing So Many Leaders 4 Payback For Ice Age 5 Better Know A Lobby 6 Interview 7 Epilogue 8 Gallery 9 Motherload Videos 10 External Links 11 Reviews and Comments

Losing So Many LeadersEdit

Stephen is so infection, he infected himself and couldn't stop applauding himself!

• FOX is canceling "The Big Story with John Gibson"
  • Gibson betrayed his audience by having a secret relationship with bad ratings

• MSNBC canceled Tucker

• John Gibson, Tucker Carlson and protsitution scandals come in threes
  • Spitzer resigned

Timeline

• Feb 12 made some calls to hook up
• Feb 13 meets hooker in Mayflower Hotel
• but, in between, on the night of Feb 12, he appeared on The Colbert Report!

• Stephen is the meat in a Spitzer Sandwich, which costs $5500
  • accidentally gave him the Colbert Bumpin' Uglies
  • Geraldo humped cheese plate, it took 2 hours to get mustache out of gouda (pray it was mustache)

Payback For Ice AgeEdit

• Glaciers attacking our way of life!
  • Smokin' Pole

Better Know A LobbyEdit

• Ethan Nadelmann
  • the drug lobby, the fightin' stoners

InterviewEdit

• Howard Kurtz
  • author of "Reality Show : Inside the Last Great Television News War"

EpilogueEdit

Before signing off, Dr. Colbert delivered a brief, but important disclaimer:

"The following program may contain graphic images, in that, they do not include me."

Then he simply said, "goodnight".

GalleryEdit

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Reviews and CommentsEdit