Production InfoEdit

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Date: January 28, 2008

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Episode: 344

Production code: 4013

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IntroEdit

No statement of truth, show started with theme and opening graphics.

Contents 1 Production Info 2 Intro 3 Fruit Ripening On Dr. Colbert's Tree 3.1 Infallible Spiritual Leader News 3.2 International News 4 South Carolina, What Could Have Been 5 Interview 6 Gallery 7 Motherload Videos 8 External Links 9 Reviews and Comments

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Fruit Ripening On Dr. Colbert's TreeEdit

• Barack Obama won South Carolina primary
  • despite rumours that he fathered a black child named Reagan I Love Reagan Obama

Kennedys endorse Obama

• Ted
• Caroline

But, why?

• Obama reminds them of JFK

Stephen didn't like JFK, but

• took direct orders from the Pope

Barack takes orders from a higher power

• Oprah, or, as Stephen calls her, Poprah, copyright Stephen Colbert

Infallible Spiritual Leader NewsEdit

• leader of the Mormon church Hickley died
  • cause has not been released
    • safe to assume it was murder

Stephen's proof:

• who will benefit from the death?
  • Thomas Monson, who will take over the church
  • he could control our next Mormon president: Mitt Romney

not insane ramblings of a syphilitic brain

• Who would want to kill him

"All writers should be put in a box and out to sea."

• Stephen hasn't seen his writers for 3 months...
  • My Writers Killed the President of the Mormon Church
    • Stephen asks that they respond in 3-5 minute segments, allowing for commercial breaks

International NewsEdit

• Mahmoud Ahmeni-My-Writers-Killed-The-Leader-Of-The-Mormon-Church-ijad
• will visit Iraq
• disturbing movie, Persepolis, Marjane Satrapi
  • director, writer, performer

South Carolina, What Could Have BeenEdit

• South Carolina doesn't count because Stephen wasn't on the ballot

InterviewEdit

Rick Warren

• author of Purpose Driven Life
  • purpose isn't to make money

GalleryEdit

Motherload VideosEdit

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External LinksEdit

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Reviews and CommentsEdit