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Date: November 1, 2007

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Episode: 331

Production code: 3138

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IntroEdit

Doing The Charleston "I campaign in Charleston, South Carolina! Or as I call it: our nation's future capitol!" Belle of the Ballot "Then, I find out if I'm on the ballot as a Democrat! Should my first pledge be to cut taxes or to cut and run?!" A Kirn Affair "And Walter Kirn is here to talk about the dangers of multitasking! I guess I better stop being awesome and fantastic!" I'm more American than apple pie! I'm like apple pie with a hot dog in it: sexy! This is The Colbert Report. ~ Stephen Colbert November 1, 2007 The Colbert Report

Contents 1 Production Info 2 Intro 3 Day After Halloween 4 The Hail To The Cheese Stephen Colbert Nacho Cheese Doritos 2008 Presidential Campaign Coverage 4.1 Dr. Colbert Went Actively Campaigning 5 Continuing Campaign Coverage 6 Interview 7 Gallery 8 Motherload Videos 9 External Links 10 Reviews and Comments

Day After HalloweenEdit

• beginning of Christmas
• WWE Ruthless Aggression & Pay Per View Action Figures

The Hail To The Cheese Stephen Colbert Nacho Cheese Doritos 2008 Presidential Campaign CoverageEdit

• May be on democrat ballot, despite differences:

1. pansies
2. twits
3. losers
4. dumb-o-crats
5. demo-crazies
6. Nazis

• Dr. Colbert can play their game, if they put him on their ballot
  • when in Sodom, Vote Pelosi
• REQUIREMENTS
  • remove Reagan tattoo
  • must be recognized as viable candidate
    • by news media
    • by a random cross-section of America
  • must be actively campaigning

Dr. Colbert Went Actively CampaigningEdit

Dr. Colbert pressed flesh in Columbia, South Carolina

• • Black Women(as represented by the ladies at Unique Hair Designs in North Charleston)
    • discussed capitol gains tax
    • Britney Spears
  • Guys with Guns
    • Dr. Colbert is the most pro-gun candidate a random sampling of Charleston, South Carolina residents have seen in person
    • the weapon that best represents Dennis Kucinich would be pepper spray
    • Hillary Clinton would best be represented by a dainty, pearl-handled gun that just wants to be held after you shoot it
    • Dr. Colbert would best be represented by an AK-47
• segment cliff hangs...

Continuing Campaign CoverageEdit

• South Carolina Democrat Party
  • Gettysberg Address of Kissing Butt
    • cribbed from Neil Young lyrics
  • Doritos comfort

After hearing from Carol Fowler rejected America's newsman, Our Glorious Stephen displayed his plan to win in iraq, his plan to strengthen America's dollar and an Impeachment Speech he had prepared for when he overreached his constitutional authority.

InterviewEdit

• Walter Kirn
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GalleryEdit

Motherload VideosEdit

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External LinksEdit

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Reviews and CommentsEdit