Production InfoEdit

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Date: October 18, 2005

Season: 1

Episode: 2

Production code: 102

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IntroEdit

Drop the Prom "Million dollar proms. Are we shortchanging our children?" Heir Danes "Plus, meet the newborn Danish prince 18 years before he snorts coke from a model's navel." Monkey Wrench "And apes are using tools. Why can't you build that IKEA chair?" Stahl Tactics "Finally, I'll give 60 Minutes correspondent Lesley Stahl the 6 minutes she's always dreamed about." Put some pants on, America. The Truth is knocking at the door. Here comes The Colbert Report. ~ Stephen Colbert October 18, 2005 The Colbert Report

Contents 1 Production Info 2 Intro 3 Ted Koppel Yanked From Nightline 4 The Wørd 5 All You Need To Know 6 All The Prince Of Denmark Needs To Know 7 Interview 8 Today's Poll 9 Better Know A District Part 1 of 435 10 Epilogue 11 Freedom Quotes 12 Gallery 13 Videos 14 Links 15 Reviews and Comments

Ted Koppel Yanked From NightlineEdit

• ABC
  • Replacements:
  • Terry Moran
    • Known for covering:
    • Elian Gonzalez
  • Cynthia McFadden
    • Known for covering:
    • OJ Simpson
  • Martin Bashir
    • Known for covering:
    • Michael Jackson

The WørdEdit

• Bacchanalia
  • Katrina

All You Need To KnowEdit

• Illegal Immigration: The grass seed goes down in the spring, the weed killer in the fall.
• Nintendo/McDonald's partnership: You're gonna need some bigger pants.
• Wednesday's $340 million PowerBall jackpot: 5, 87, 33, 6, 21 & ? - that's your job.

All The Prince Of Denmark Needs To KnowEdit

• Neither a borrower nor a lender be, to thine own self be true, and your girlfriend Ophelia? Psycho.

InterviewEdit

• Leslie Stahl
  • Tim Russert
  • Emmy Award
  • Joe Wilson's Wife
    • Watergate
  • Richard Nixon
  • John Kerry
  • Ronald Reagan

Today's PollEdit

• Should this person be allowed to immigrate to the United States?

• YES he should                   5%
• NO he shouldn't                  8%
• Is that the same as
  

emigrate? One is coming

and one is going, right?      87%

Better Know A District Part 1 of 435Edit

• Georgia's 1st, The Fightin' 1st!
  • Jack Kingston

EpilogueEdit

• James Brady writes a letter in response to Episode 1 of The Colbert Report.

Freedom QuotesEdit

You know I wanted to end this show by sayin "Stay strong America" but the network's pushing hard for "Stay tuned for Adam Carolla. Well, you gotta pick your battles, so I'll just say "Say Strong for Adam Carolla.

~ Stephen Colbert

October 18, 2005 The Colbert Report

GalleryEdit

VideosEdit

Leslie Stahl

LinksEdit

• NoFactZone.net Episode Guide

Reviews and CommentsEdit