Production InfoEdit

Previous Episode Date: June 29, 2009 Season: Episode: 579 Production code: 5088 Next Episode

IntroEdit

Show began without opening Statements of Truthiness

Contents 1 Production Info 2 Intro 3 SEGMENT1 4 SEGMENT2 5 SEGMENT3 6 Interview 7 Epilogue 8 Gallery 9 Official Truthy Videos 10 External Tubes 11 Reviews and Comments

SEGMENT1Edit

• who could imagine people could give as much love as Stephen's Mob
  • it's unprecedented

• it's true everyone is still in shock over the death of Michael Jackson

• good memories
  • up until 1989

• Mahmoud Ahma-mamma-say-mamma-say-ama-dinejad sent a card

• not just Iran
  • Michael Jackson

• SC gov Mark Sanford admitted cheating on his wife one day too soon

• now is the time to commit acts of depravity and not get caught

• apparently there is a blonde wig, a puppy and some kind of nose candy in The C-Desk

SEGMENT2Edit

• The Census

• if you count everyone ...

• Tonight's word: Noncensus

• in the past they have made mistakes

• fastes growing group
  • is multi-racial

• America is a melting pot, not a

• non-whites
• non-Christians

• Republicans are working to undermine it

• Senate GOP have blocked Obama's choice for Census director

• ACORN is Obama's secret weapon

• GOP Steven King
  • Dems did exactly what Dick Cheney did with Halliburton

• Katherine Harris impersonator, Michele Bachmann

• must attack real problem
  • counting uses Arabic numerals
  • known associate of vampires

• 7734 upside-down is satanic

• stop finding out who America is made of
  • deep down we know America is a conservative country, as long as we are conservative about who we count

SEGMENT3Edit

• Dr. Colbert has some more sad news
  • he was on The Twitter

• multiple tweets declared Jeff Goldblum died at the age of 56

• The Ghost of Jeff Goldblum appeared in The Eagle's Nest to twitter

• Dr. Colbert declared that the dead can twitter

• no one will miss Jeff Goldblum more than Jeff Goldblum
  • muscularity of Brando
• *being caught in a flesh storm with a 90% chance of satisfaction

• when Jeff Goldblum passed away, he will be missed

• Dr. Colbert suggested that The Ghost of Jeff Goldblum go toward the light

InterviewEdit

• Neil DeGrasse Tyson
  • book: "The Pluto Files: The Rise and Fall of America's Favorite Planet"
  • which part of the universe laser takes place in

• only 6-time nailed

• he's a scientist
  • 7x7=49 (in base 10)

• Host of NOVA Science Now

• society that Stephen lives in doesn't have science

• he and Stephen are both Astrophysicists

• see science as existing all around

• there may be no science in medicine
  • science of nailing

• he is a knowledge pusher
  • first show is free

• tries to make science accessible

• The USA Today had a poll saying how many Americans can name a scientist

• it takes the Earth one year to go around the sun
  • on average

• Obama is creating an atmosphere and landscape
  • last person to do that? God

EpilogueEdit

• Dr. Colbert greets us at The Shelves Of Honor
• Cheap Trick, who wrote the theme to The Report, have a new release "The Latest" on a limited edition 8-track

• however Stephen encounters something for the first time, that's how it should always be
  • always eats bananas mushed in a cup

• 8-Tracks force consumers to listen to every song on the album

• Robin Zander and Rick Nielsen performed "Sick Man of Europe"
  • Nielsen played a guitar labeled "TRUTHINESS"

• the show was dedicated to Jeff Goldblum, who died unexpectedly in New Zealand from a fall off a cliff

GalleryEdit

Official Truthy VideosEdit

• Colbert Nation Home Tube
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External TubesEdit

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Reviews and CommentsEdit