Production InfoEdit

Previous Episode Date: February 2, 2009 Season: Episode: 508 Production code: 5017 Next Episode

IntroEdit

Iceland of the Lost "The government collapses in Iceland! Or, as it will soon be known--thanks to global warming--Landland!" Blood on the Tracks "Then, are our railroads safe!? Or, should we be spending more on anti-hobo technology!?" Dan in Real Strife "And, my guest Dan Zaccagnino created a website that lets anyone collaborate to make dance music! Kinda like wiki-wiki-wikipedia!" It's Groundhog Day! Gentleman, start your groundhogs! This is The Colbert Report! ~ Stephen Colbert February 2, 2009 The Colbert Report

Contents 1 Production Info 2 Intro 3 SEGMENT1 4 It Could Be Worse 5 Nailed 'Em 6 Interview 7 Epilogue 8 Gallery 9 Official Truthy Videos 10 External Tubes 11 Reviews and Comments

SEGMENT1Edit

• Dr. Colbert got a haircut
• Dr. Colbert cannot tell anyone what the ovation means to him

• the world is changing and he feels like a dinosaur
  • brontosaur
  • triceritops
  • perhaps something that will get His Mob riled up (T Rex?)

• Lilly Ledbetter Law

• Diane Feinstein doesn't know congressmen aren't paid in saltines

• it is sexist because women benefit from it more

• employers may not hire more women
  • the only solution

• Dr. Colbert cannot discriminate legally
  • he will have to do it under the table, where he does his harassing anyway
    • it will get crowded

• Dr. Colbert's pay Scale
  • weight scale

• Dr. Colbert will stop discriminating against Jay due to his fatness
  • deducting because his ass has its own zip code
• not a lady
• not black
• not blind
• is an intern

It Could Be WorseEdit

• Dr. Colbert is worried because Anderson Cooper says things are bad

• It Could Be Worse
• Iceland
  • if you're looking for a good time, get on the first plane to Norway
  • Skyr is the traditional Icelandic soft cheese similar to yogurt, their major export
• in October Iceland declared bankruptcy
  • zany hats on currency add confidence

• officials mistook the protesting for Bjork's latest song

• Iceland selects the world's first openly lesbian Prime Minister, Johanna Sigurdardottir
• Stephen Harper is an open lesbian

• Iceland is broke and gay
  • and they have skyr

Nailed 'EmEdit

• airport security is important
  • so is rail security

• Amtrak has protected passengers from their destinations

• Nailed 'Em

• weed out sleepers from society

• the heroes: Amtrak Police!

• photography contest is Amtrak's cleverest ruse since their timetables

InterviewEdit

• Dan Zaccagnino
  • musician/songwriter "Alpha Squad 7's Remixyness"
• created a website that allows people to collaborate

• co-founder of indabamusic
  • not an English word
  • actually a Zulu word: collaborate

• they have avatars and the people are actually instruments

• not replacing anything
  • creating new opportunities that doesn't already exists

• his first collaboration was with a Nigerian prince, who sings

• 125,000 musicians in over 170 countries

• the largest group may have been the one they did for The Report

• Dr. Colbert was clear that The Heroes not to mix his words for playing in a club
  • make you grind

• Dr. Colbert wants to stop it

• Dan believes fewer than hundreds of Americans are watching The Colbert Report

• girlfriends can still break up the band
  • Yoko would have been a robot

EpilogueEdit

• Dr. Colbert sings so long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, good night!
  • it sounds better when

GalleryEdit

Official Truthy VideosEdit

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External TubesEdit

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Reviews and CommentsEdit