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The Colbert Mint
is just one of the many gifts the Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.
has bestowed upon all of humankind. Thank you Dr. Colbert, thank you.


THIS IS A PAID ADVERTISEMENT

The Colbert Mint offers commemorative plates and other marketing opportunities to American consumers so they can feel a part of any historic event.

Obama PresidencyEdit


In recognition of the first Africa-American president, The Colbert Mint has created two very special collectable plates for every American home.

Zenith of ChangeEdit

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The first plate is called Zenith of Change and depicts the inauguration of Barack Obama as viewed on a Zenith television by Stephen Colbert

  • richly detailed
  • machine-colored plate
  • inscribed with touching message: "NOT FOR USE IN MICROWAVE"
  • available for a limited time only
    • once people stop placing orders, they will be ground into pumice stones and sold to a Korean nail salon

A Plate You Can Believe InEdit

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  • finest quality ceramic
    • a Barack Obama commemorative plate being admired by Stephen Colbert hand-painted onto an old John F. Kennedy collectable plate that was originally worth over $100 (before it was painted over)
  • heirloom quality dish
  • Guaranteed to change in value
  • You'll never forget where you were when your credit card was charged in full





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