The Clash

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The Clash were a British band in the 1970's and 1980's known for spreading their Satanic, drug-abusing, Socialist message in their punk music. They had nine nine studio albums, but broke up after the realization that they were no where near as great as Stephen and the Colberts, one of their contemporaries.

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Joe Strummer (known Socialist druggie), Mick Jones (British NAMBLA loving, bad-dental hygiene enthusiast), Paul Simonon (very attractive, man-crush worthy Commie), Drummer #1, #2, #3, #4, #27