The Average Canadian

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The Average Canadian
is too Canadian, speak American, eh.


The Average Canadian is best known for living in the country that borders America.

[edit] Reaching the Average Canadian

Canada's Phone Number:

1-800-O-CANADA (1-800-622-6232)

Call them and pull the following prank call: YOU: Your cat is on my fence. CANADA: I don't have a cat. YOU: Well, I don't have a fence.

Then hang up. Let's get the entire nation prank calling Canada until it gets a cat!

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