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Teletubbies are evil fags designed by Culture Club & the BBC/FOX elite whose sole agenda is to turn America's babies gay.

CreationEdit

The Teletubbies came from eggs left behind by Mothra while on drugs perscibed by BBC & FOX, no it wasnt... obamama's momma did that...

Invasion Of American TelevisionEdit

The teletubbies invaded the american televison in 1939 trying to create the perfect race. Due to certain incidents, the Easy-Bake Oven has been outlawed by the Geneva Convention.

MembersEdit

Tinky WinkyEdit

Played by Mikey Craig

DipsyEdit

Played by Boy George

Laa-LaaEdit

Played by Jon Moss

Po....Edit

Played by Roy Hay (Because he does it for weed)

Their LegacyEdit

They sucked on penis every day and were evil petofiles out to get little children

Discovery Of Their Part In The Gay AgendaEdit

Magic. Enough said

Their LegacyEdit

WARNING: By choosing to visit
Teletubbies
you have contracted Teh Ghey!
Report to the closest authorized de-gayification church near you to begin ungayification immediately.

"Teletubbies"
is for the kids!