Teh Ghey
From Wikiality, the Truthiness Encyclopedia
Teh ghey is a highly contagious disease characterized by sudden desire to dance and/or decorate one's home.
Not that there;s anything wrong with that, but if you wish to go to Heaven, you're going to have to get cured of this affliction and fast.
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[edit] Symptoms
[edit] First Onset
one can first tell if you have contracted teh ghey if you notice yourself looking longingly at antiques and considering the purchase of diet pop rather than regular. for females the desire to start lifting weights and to leave your kitchen and partake in activities other than baking and cleaning should be the first sign.
Don't worry at this point you are still safe for de-gayification after which you should be back to your normal heterosexual self. if at any point you notice a desire to drink fruity drinks or get body piercings in places like the belly button or someplace equally gay call a doctor immediately and head home to a safe place away from loud noises.
[edit] Population Most Vulnerable
YOU - be afraid, very afraid ... and tighten that wrist there soldier!!
If you read this page, you have teh ghey!!!!!1ONE111ONE!!
