If being a Nazi is wrong, I don't wanna be right!

~ Ted Hitler

June 27, 2001

Liberals would have you believe that the real name of American Hero Stephen Colbert is, in reality, Ted Hitler. Colbert himself admitted (to encourage these liberal myths) that he is 'distantly related' to Adolf Hitler, two generations back. This would make him Adolph Hitler's grandson.

Anyone who believes this slanderous lie also enjoys Gilmore Girls fan fiction, cute things their cats do, or photoshopping images of the Gilmore Girls as cats. They have no truthiness, just plain facts.

These same 'attack bloggers' would have you believe Colbert put himself through college as a Colombian drug mule and that he killed and ate a panda. Again, all facts, no truthiness.