Taxes

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Taxes
is part of Wikiality.com's series on Socialistic, America-hating Ideas!

Taxes
makes The Baby Jesus sad.
Does your mother know you read these filthy liberal myths?

Seriously, what good has taxes ever done for us anyway???

Taxes hurt industries that are only trying to help America defeat the terrorists.

Taxes (satanic noun)

1. what Satan insists you pay for your soul
2. the money the government takes from you to pay for abortions and gay marriage

[edit] Origin & History

Taxation is a form of regulation of the money Americans make and want to keep.

[edit] Excuses For Taking Money From Hard-working Americans

This chart shows how many people will be hurt by Obama's tax scam.

[edit] Earmarks

See main article: Earmark

[edit] Welfare

See main article: Welfare

[edit] Who Supports Them, Who Supports America

[edit] Groups Who Support Paying Taxes

See main article: America Haters

• liberals
• Commies
• welfare queens

[edit] Reasonable People Who Know We Deserve To Spend Our Money As We Choose

See main article: Real Americans, Regular Americans

• libertarians
• Americans
• God
• Jesus
• RON PAUL ROCKS WOO-HOO! VoTe rOn PAul!!!

[edit] See Also

• List of other socialistic, America-hating ideas
• Taxation Without Representation
• List of money ideas that Jesus wouldn't kick out of a church

[edit] External Tube

• How much the government takes from which state
• Taxes and the joowish connection
• Ultra Rich finds The New Jerusalem for the Rich

"Taxes"
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