Taser
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The taser is a personal defense weapon which sends a strong charge of electricity into an attacker. It's a great alternative for timid women and small children who can't use a gun. Ideal targets of the taser include thugs, deviants, chatty University of Florida students, and any passing liberal who is attacking America's dignity.
| Don't taze me bro! Don't taze me! | 
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University of Florida
