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Talking Urinal Cakes, like the WhizMark Interactive Urinal Communicator invented by HealthQuest Technologies.

An invention created to supplement cinnamon-scented mute-urinal cakes and designed to replace inadvertently peeing on your friends as a measure of whether or not you should drive after drinking. The WhizMark and devices like it nag visitors to the urinal not to drink and drive.

However, there are draw-backs: the voice used by the cakes is female and may cause anxiety or feelings of inadequacy in the pee-er. In addition, the voice sounds like the same one used for the "Chatty Cathy" dolls, which make urinal guests feel they are peeing on Rosie the robot maid.

Sample MessagesEdit

  • "Hi handsome!"
  • "Let me get my tweezers and a microscope so I can see it."
  • "Senator, the stalls are behind you."
  • "Mmmm... I love it when I get R-Kelleyed!"

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