Talk:Department of Homeland Security

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FEMA's "M" is management, no?--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 18:22, 28 October 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Feature nomination

I've self-nominated this for consideration among the Talk:Featured Articles. Despite the relative dearth of Colbert references, it's entirely inspired by the Colbert quotation that is listed as the DHS motto.

Suggestions welcome. --seaRob 15:26, 1 November 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Color me redorangeyellowbluegreen.

This article says, "Tom Ridge created advisory system that was criticized as being clunky and graphically unimaginative." Who criticized it? Left coast hippies who want something more "psychedelic" and "far out"? No, I say, the DHS advisory system is a beacon in the wilderness, a glorious traffic sign of hope. Thus, I propose that we replace the current negative nabobery with a more fitting description: "The DHS advisory system is like a traffic light, but with TWO additional colors! And those colors don't run, my friends." -Tek Danson 03:07, 23 November 2006 (UTC)