Talk:Current Events
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[edit] Yahoo's "Top" Edgy Comedy Shows
This list is a total disgrace! No doubt this list has been formulated by liberals and/or godless killing machines. What's particularly strange is that the Colbert Report has a rating of 4.5 out of 5 on this Yahoo! site, above most of the rival shows in this list.
I don't know if there's anything we can do about changing this list. But I think we should start a Wikiality On-notice list (assuming one doesn't already exist), and add Yahoo! to it for this oversight. --Careax 01:49, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
- If we wanted to send a gaggle of complaints, I think the place to start is the message board on Colbert Nation. --MC Esteban™ 21:48, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Renaming Gliese 581 C to Colbearth
After reading hearing more about Gliese 581 C, my gut was overwhelmed by thruthiness (at least I think it was truthiness!). If this planet is as profound and important as they claim it should be named in honor of Stephen Colbert! So I created the Colbearth page, claiming it in his name.
But there must be more we can do to further this cause. Like launch a campaign to have it officially renamed (hey, it would have worked for that bridge if the Hungarians were such a bunch of cheaters!). Any thoughts on how this could be done? Online petitions, contacting the IAU? Here are a couple of contact forms that could be handy:
--Careax 22:58, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Obama is a Surreptitious Bold of Fabric?
I've seen my share of plausible allegations about the newly "elected"[*] Commander-in-Chief - but I never would have suspected that he was actually a sneaky type of woven material - as exposed in Commander Colbert's offer to:
"Sign the petition to impeach the Secret Muslin!"
...`cause, you see, Muslin is defined by Encyclopedia Britannica[**] as: "[A] plain-woven cotton fabric made in various weights." (notice I didn't copy this from Wikipedia?)
Be ever-vigilant, and on-the-lookout for a Real-American proof-reader.
nedclark
[*} He wasn't appointed by the Su-preem Court, the way God intended.
[**] Even though the Brittanicans are furriners, they aren't as pansy-furrin' as the French.
